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I don't think he's shit, I think there's a pretty good player there, but he doesn't work in the role Bruce has given him. And now his confidence is shot.

I've always been a La Gazzetta man.

Doesn't seem to bother him as he's not playing him even when fit.

The wheels are square

If we hadn’t scored the second we’d won 0-1. #brucelogic

Have a love-hate relationship with this guy.

Looked very happy with the win which was nice to see, I guess.

Did so well initially Still have hope for him. There's something there, but my goodness he needs some guidance with decision making. Confidence problem due to being played out of position due to us not having any good strikers due to Fat Mike. As per usual.

Aye.

The excessive number of spaces after each sentence really troubles me here.

1 assist?

Not impressed by Sheff Utd

wasn't offside

Dubs having a blinder.

Carroll is shite, but I just can't not like him.

HT. Carroll finally won a few headers.

Why the fuck doesn't he start with Schär. Gone in January? (Schär, that is)

"When I realised that Newcastle were not investing to progress." When will the fans realise this, and more importantly, act on it? Too many don't give a shit. They've become used to and fully accept a mediocre Newcastle United that doesn't try.

He literally was given the job because he's bang average (at best) He's definitely being ironic there man The way he emphasises 'bang average' lets you know that's what he thinks of Bruce Yep, that is how I read it too Top trolling.

Less than 3 months...what’s the PL record?

His first is just as good for me. The way he popped the ball up with his right and smashed it with his left, sublime. It is just as good, just not mental like the second one.

Absolutely was not a mistake and I agree it's the greatest goal. Just insane levels of hubris. My love for Cisse that season was immense. He really represented the fans, city and the club around that time. Short time though it was. Yep. Can’t remember any other player looking so confident of scoring as he did that Spring. Goal whenever the ball went near him.

All because of one man.

Used to like Jonjo, but I’ve had it with him now.