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We almost added play-offs to our league. We're further along than you already. Sweden had play-offs in the 80's and early 90's but dumped it because it's shit.

#trying

Pete Graves ‏@PeteGravesSky #nufc are trying. Unlikely to be Lacazette tho. Lyon not playing ball.

Unlikely to improve us short term and we already have a very promising 20 year old in Rolando Aarons. The Aarons hype on here is baffling at times. You're missing my point though, surely any signings we make now should be able to improve the team instantly.

Unlikely to improve us short term and we already have a very promising 20 year old in Rolando Aarons.

Don't think Shelvey can do enough defensively. We'd get bossed in midfield. Yep.

Sounds like Obertan (I do think he's better than that waste of Oxygen though) Obertan is the least direct player in the world though.

This, pretty much.

I tend to agree. Very strange at least.

Calm down, flower. It's not exactly serious. One poor game, and he's likened to Jack Colback. It's just stupid, serious or not.

All managers talk shit, it's the results I'm having a problem with.

Aye, "Baldback" is hilarious. Classic stuff. Especially since Shelvey is pretty much the opposite of Colback as a player.

Indeed. Cringeworthy. I was on the phone , predictive text, it should have said "f***" instead of duck. My apologies. I got that

Indeed. Cringeworthy.

Imperialist cunts.

They can't defend either. That's why they haven't won a World cup and never will. To be honest, they only ever get moves to clubs in Europe because they are big, strong and fast. Imagine if they just did running instead, Africa would dominate the Olympics man. Wasting themselves playing footy.

This is as silly as Odin's posts tbf.

Woody; fair enough as he barely played for us. He was class though. Dyer and Robert were about the same in terms of quality and importance. Solano definitely more consistent and was important for a long period of time.

Forgot Bellamy. He was definitely better than Robert for us.

I could easily name 10. But yeah, never 20. Please go on... Off the top of my head, I'd say Shearer, Beardsley, Ferdinand, Cole, Lee, Speed, Cabaye, Batty, Given, Solano, Dyer, Woodgate, Albert and possibly Coloccini and Ba have been better for us. EDIT: And Ginola too. Tino wasn't bad either...

I could easily name 10. But yeah, never 20.

There's having favourite players and that but Robert doesn't belong alongside those two like. Not going to argue it with you or anything, I just can't see how you'd have Robert alongside those two and that's before getting onto having him ahead of the likes of Lee and Cole.

Similar to Ben Arfa that way, extremely gifted but inconsistent and didn't always make great decisions on the pitch.