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Bale is one ugly mofo.

Whats he said? He said he had to leave because of the fans breaking down the relationship between him and them! http://media2.giphy.com/media/IeLOBZb7ZdQ1G/giphy.gif

Underwhelming yes, exciting no, major upgrade yes.

Very good 2nd half. Cabella and Perez are mint.

Never a penalty.

No way

Wtf was that cross though

Attendance 50,554

Didn't watch the first half but this is actually decent. Sammy is rather shit though.

Charnley trying to explain the offside rule.

Fuck me, a goal. And a good one.

I have no idea why, but I'm actually watching this now.

No chance in hell.

Only think the Bayern Munich game is predictable, the rest can go either way IMO. Can't see Monaco beating Juve.

“That’s from the top, and the fact that I am sitting here now telling you this is a fact. That fact that I’m sitting here talking about this acknowledgement tells me that they have realised. I’m excited by the fact that I’ve been part of the process." For a fraud, he's very occupied with fact. That first sentence is mint btw.

Kid looks more like Kaka than Kaka does.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/897/718/c5f.gif :lol:

“I’m not interested in who is coming in or who is going out." http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-head-coach-john-8544521

They're very good. Maybe not laugh out loud funny but very good.

It's in the Everton match report: http://www.nufc.com/2014-15html/2015-03-15everton-a.html

"I have never thrown the towel anywhere, and I won’t do it here." Liar. You resigned from Toronto.

Very good.

Offer Bielsa a contract while you're at it.

Just add quotes to Newcastle "supporter". Or customer. Newcastle apathy shareholders. Newcastle hatewatchers. Like that one.