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Ffs man. Ban IMO.

Of course we'll never spend nearly £40m on Austin and Berahino, and tbh, it would be daft as we have so many positions to fill. Austin and Juanmi for me, then move on to centre backs. EDIT: I'd like one more who can play on the wing though.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/copa-america-2015-venezuelan-tv-5858104 That's...strange. They're a bit mental over there.

All these rumours

Starved him.

Would be very happy with Austin.

His full name is Sebastian Dostrojevskij.

Eh, Austin has been playing for the worst team in the PL... First part was about Bast Dost, I included Austin at the end because he's the other one we have been linked with. "Rely on service", that's the thing though, Austin has been playing for Queens Park f***ing Rangers. We should be able to provide better service.

Eh, Austin has been playing for the worst team in the PL...

Hypocrisy at its finest.

Why? Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink Mk II Ok! 16 goals in 21 Bundesliga games is decent though.

Algemeen Dagblad, actual newspaper as I understand it.

Both would be fine.

Why?

This

Good.

Aye, that's a strange one... We don't sack managers though. Guess that's the point. Unsackable.

Aye, that's a strange one...

"We recognise supporters' strong desire to win a trophy, an ambition which the Club now shares as Mike Ashley made clear in his comments on the final day of the season. Steve is excited by this and he has our full support in trying to achieve this goal." didn't share it before then

"Steve has been tasked to secure a top-eight finish in the Premier League and he is also heavily incentivised to try to win a cup competition."

3 year deal. That's good.

noticed that too

Is there any other club acting like this?

Agreed, it's not thad bad. And besides, does it really matter? I enjoy watching U21 games and games in smaller European leagues where the quality is shite compared to the Premiership. Watching football is not solely about the quality of the football on show, of course.