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I'm shocked.

Technically it would be masturbation.

Sissoko in talks with Liverpool according to L'Equipe

Happy birthday Chaz. Now get over here.

Perez is not really a striker.

2 I'd say.

He was ace together with Tiote the season we ended 5th. They definitely controlled games, Manure at home springs to mind.

Check mate

Worst post of the year candidate

Mascarell?

At least he's sending e-mails, unlike Colo. Can't even control his wife, let alone Outlook.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150702/mcclaren-confirms-coaching-team_2281670_4837194

:lol:

At least he's sending e-mails, unlike Colo.

Looks like both Simpson and Cathro will be assistants?

You're all gay.

Look, it won't happen so we should just stop it right here. I'm just saying it would be a somewhat exciting signing.

Why? He would be a waste of space, cost a lot and score very little. He'd also upset the team with his big time act. He's exactly what we don't want. He's an entertainer and a good player on his day.

Would love Balotelli tbh

Love that.

I'll be going away for a week today. How many signings will we have completed when I get back? Answers on a postcard.

No.

It looks like shit, literally.