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Sissoko on the wing then? Oh yeah, and Dummett

"I think that's going to be difficult because we have got a lot of new players, so I am kind of preparing myself for an even start." There it is, just as I prophesied.

Football fans in 'wanting to win', shocker He says it as if trying to win every game is revolutionary We're a strange bunch.

Indeed. Indeed.

That's a scouser looking overjoyed.

Hm, Eriksen or Coutinho...

Fuck. *logs on to Fantasy Football*

Hart Zabaleta Mangala Nastasic Kolarov Nasri Yaya Fernandinho Silva Dzeko Jovetic ?? Mangala is out too. Negredo? In a cast. How long is he out for?

Hart Zabaleta Mangala Nastasic Kolarov Nasri Yaya Fernandinho Silva Dzeko Jovetic ?? Mangala is out too. Negredo?

In Depor news; Bosnian international Haris Medunjanin has signed on a free.

I don't get this reasoning at all. Or is this a joke? Atlético are no bigger than Borussia Dortmund. No but they're obviously a better team at the moment who had more success last season. "Obviously"? Wouldn't say that. Yes they were more succesful last season but BVB have been one of Europe's best for several years.

I don't get this reasoning at all. Or is this a joke? Atlético are no bigger than Borussia Dortmund.

I agree it's a sideway step. BVB shouldn't have to lose top players to clubs like Atlético.

It'll be Malky Mackay I reckon. He's worked with their sporting director before.

The real question is: why is that an article? He's a kid ffs.

Can't defend. What absolute nonsense.

Those teams would be packed with Newcastle players.

Career total of 43 goals in 146 games. Better than Riviere who has a career total of 40 goals in 160 games. Neither of them is Shearer, like.

He's not wrong tbf, we expected him to be shite and he has been.

Aye, that was the problem

Alan Pardew reveals plan to emulate Newcastle United's Entertainers in new season http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-reveals-plan-emulate-7603407

I'd say my ill will towards Pardew isn't mainly based on football factors. But the fact that he's a negative, uninspiring manager doesn't help.

97-99 and 04-09 was a joy compared to this tbh.