Because they've been hiding it so well otherwise
No, but appointing John Carver would be taking it to the next level. In comparison, Joe Kinnear is a sensible choice.
I'm clinging to the thought that the blob(s) simply cannot appoint Carver as it would be too fucking obvious that they have no sporting ambition whatsoever.
That pic of Carr btw, looks like the emperor in Star Wars.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/31/14/2455445A00000578-0-image-m-57_1427808182232.jpg