Collage

That's brilliant.

Footballers in general, tbh.

Carver will take care of that though...

Figo.

For me, if they're going to do it, do it now rather than in the summer. Just so I know and can go on with life.

Aye. Koeman for me I think.

Pardew was pretty much a member of the board. We never would have sacked him. Will probably never sack Carver either, he'll have to resign.

God is clearly not a Geordie. Clearly not a mackem either though. Draw.

You remind me of Alan Pardew.

It also suggests that any new man would have the current staff forced on him - that's not likely to go down well with many decent candidates. Exactly. We can forget about Garde. And anyone else.

We get it, you're obsessed.

Can't stand Neymar, diving twat

Absolute top class from Suarez that

Bale is one ugly mofo.

Whats he said? He said he had to leave because of the fans breaking down the relationship between him and them! http://media2.giphy.com/media/IeLOBZb7ZdQ1G/giphy.gif

Underwhelming yes, exciting no, major upgrade yes.

Very good 2nd half. Cabella and Perez are mint.

Never a penalty.

No way

Wtf was that cross though

Attendance 50,554

Didn't watch the first half but this is actually decent. Sammy is rather shit though.

Charnley trying to explain the offside rule.

Fuck me, a goal. And a good one.