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Never going to be in the right frame of mind after the club horrendously traumatized him this week /james :lol: :lol:

Is he even trying to score there?

Just out of interest then Cranky...what do you think of wor Jacky boi?

Would you f***, and no it wouldn't. Chronically wrong. Spectacular really. Not sure how on earth he's reached that conclusion.

That's hilarious

Can't see how old Haris has more potential than Kemen, including possible future transfer fee. Very strange decision to keep him indeed

Hilarious really. They compete with us for the worst run football club ever, just on opposite ends of the scale as such. Can't believe Austin, at the age of 26, and without that much PL experience (even if his goalscoring record is exceptional) would want to stay in the Championship. Surprised he didn't do the whole diva thing and try and force a move...but fair play to him.

Yep it's Wigan. Don't actually know how I managed to write Bournemouth

Reports that he's signed a contract extension and has been immediately loaned to Bournemouth. McClaren must have seen something in him but I'm still unsure if he's good enough, or ever will be good enough, for Premier League football.

I watched it in an Arsenal-supporting pub in Sussex and the opinions were split on the red card to be fair.

Genuinely never rated him. Clumsy on the ball.

We can't complain about the red due to previous incidents, as if that should have a direct correlation? Can't tell if serious or trolling No, what I was saying is those sorts of challenges sometimes get a red, sometimes a yellow. If you put yourself at risk of getting a red like that, you can't complain when the call goes against you. Since when has 'putting yourself at risk' been a punishable offence? I don't even think he did, I think he tried to control the ball and was too slow. He wasn't even trying to tackle the guy ffs. Jesus, you see the game in substanceless cliches don't you

We can't complain about the red due to previous incidents, as if that should have a direct correlation? Can't tell if serious or trolling

Absolutely insane how one sided the commentary and analysis is. It's as if we don't deserve to share the same space as these cunts

Savage is so irritating

Nah, it's a red. 100% What

https://www.facebook.com/AllNewcastleUnitedFCFans/videos/1019797938085969/ Bantz.

top journalism That is truly shocking

Sissoko as a left wing back for a start. Although could possibly be a super narrow 3-3-3-1 can't tell

I miss this guy.

Watching Obertan in the flesh really shows how lazy he is. Great stuff from Mitrovic. Colback is such a shit passer. What an accomplished footballer Gini is, always so composed and actually has a decent turn of pace to get away from defenders. Man Utd's build up play is shocking, so pedestrian and predictable. Aside from the Smalling header at the end, they never looked like really troubling us. Worth the 5 hour drive from Sussex, now we need to get a win on the board.

Anecdote-fest.

Going to this in my company's corporate box with 5 Man Utd-supporting, smarmy, born-and-bred London architects and my pleasant but also Man Utd-supporting director. I get to watch us get smashed by the self-proclaimed inventor of total football, 3 at the back and stroopwafels whilst being forced to be nice to absolute cuntbags. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

:rant: I hope this isn't the case.

Oh nice, you from there? Spent some time travelling? Nope, don't follow the national league but Asante Kotoko is the family team. Nope I'm originally from Kirinyaga in Kenya but my aunt has worked for the UN in Accra for 15 years, and Tumale for a year before that so have spent some time over there a few times. She loves it in Accra and so do I, such a vibrant place to live life. Also like how the streets come to a standstill whenever the national team is playing...that never happens in Kenya unless Rudisha is running these days