Newintoon

Rather see him in the premier than else where tbh and there was a time where he would be a realistic appointment for us unfortunately those days are long gone and we have to accept any yes man that will bow to Ashley's every need!one day we will dream again hopefully sooner rather than later

Aye been decent last 25,better side!mitrovic looks class,hiadara been better think we need give him a chance really good going forward linking up with Perez insted of overran

Colos having a good game,obertan has to come off

Charlie Nicholas has us to go down in his pre season predictions. How can we possibly be worse than the Pardew / Carver combined horror show and we still weren't shit enough to go down

Over the line only used once Claimed to be aiming for Europe as he did in first season with Newcastle and West Ham Used the phrase "sexy boys" God I'm glad he's fucked off! Anyone getting carried away at our signings look at palace spent £25.5 million and signing another today apparently, only been in the league 2 seasons!

Pardew on Ssn next,how many times over the line gets used I'm going the over on 3

Fucks sake,why do they start a new thread about anything to do with Newcastle?they say no one cares clearly they do all they ever fucking talk about

Dam all adult sizes sold out,didn't take long!wonder if be stocked in somewhere like the back page for a look?

Scraping the barrel with that source mate. Should start a new thread, rumours in the chronicle comments section. I believe Ted and shall accept an apology once said deal has been completed

someone from the chronicle comments section believes we are in for Draxler now his move to Juve is on the rocks. Champion league finalists and serie A champions to us, seems likely

We are still shocking

I know wtf every step is creating a divot

Satka needs to be axed By the 5 yr old

I love that even yanks know how unhappy we are with the owner! All thanks to ashleyout.com imo

Winegums first goal

Never mind that why is there ppl holding different cutting instruments round the border!about a 5 yr old holding an axe in one of them!hopefully waiting for gouffran

Rev ur chainsaw up lumberjack

May watch the 2nd half as on night shift!is winegum in the mix for this?

far more useful than gouffran, send that twat out on loan

Leicester may get klopp in according to the Leicester mercury equivalent of the chronicle!somewhat optimistic

I'd avoid the sports bar tbh had half a season there,the atmosphere is just grim as fuck and the away fans are above u singing their hearts out! I am use to going away tho,don't go at all anymore for obvious reasons

I would take balotelli tbh worth a punt

Yeh so what happened, sure it said on or before 24th June

Of course we are going continental or from the lower leagues, when did we last buy an established premier league player, im discounting Colback he was on a free, Kevin Nolan in 08/09? although now I doubt a proven premier league player would want to rock up to this utter shambles.

We could of easy got someone like koeman last year,fucking tragic how the two clubs have bypassed each other to opposite ends of the league