NE27

Imagine being in that everton defence tonight when Bruno slipped that balk through ffs Everton defenders:

You feel a shit giving him a hard time at the match for not picking that final pass or whatever, because he's fucking class and can create chances for himself out of literal nowt. All I can say is it's a compliment maxi, you're held to a far higher level than most in this team. And hopefully one day the players around you can match you skill-wise and lessen the burden.

Thought that was a sterling debut for the lad. Well done to him, he seems a good egg.

Did you think as much against Leeds? I did like. Hopefully Everton have an off day like Leeds

And why the fuck not eh, howay the lads!!!

Newcastle fans to Chris wood in our current predicament...

Brave. Even when I almost expect that to happen nufc find a way to play the most disjointed lazy shit I've ever seen. Need a mammoth performance from all involved tonight like, let's not leave it to Burnley etc to decide our fate.

Getting that rotten feeling in my stomach now like. Please Newcastle, for once allow us some peace, Just this once!

Le coq sportif

Looking at it objectively, if you have serious ambitions that you want to realise right now, we aren't that club. If you can spare a year or two, then you may reap the rewards (hopefully)

Going, I still think a draw. Or at least I'm that scared of losing I'm telling myself draw as a comfort blanket.

He seems so awkward in an adorable kind of way

Look I rate them, but they're not massive names and I'd be surprised if they featured on his radar like. Good luck to the lad, it's not like he's going to have to do much to be an instant starter in this team. If he can pass to someone in black and white he's already head and shoulders.

Who was that interviewing him? Sounded like a bairn with his shakey voice. And following in the illustrious footsteps of colocinni and asprilla, I don't think he will be worrying himself to sleep

Can't underestimate how big a win this would be for the club. That said, I'm expecting a spirited loss.

He any good? The well reason MLF's on RTG reckon this is a bit of a disappointment?

We really should have spaffed our load on another forward like

Fingers crossed. Appears a good appointment if he's heading here.

If people gift you boxes of flaming dogshit. I see the litternado's have made a special appearance for defoe's return, nothing like a bit of fanfare eh.

Par for the course, as far as PL are concerned

Just seen the discussion in here ffs. Posted in the plane spotting thread doh!

Gulfstream just landed at Newcastle from Paris. Could be Bruno, could also not be Edit: surely him actually, Insta story had him on a private jet 1 hour ago.