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Any rivers I can stare at and make out images of Glasgow in?

Of Yolanda band jam fame*, canny *Famous if you're made to watch f*cking cbeebies.

2 hours is probably cutting it fine when you consider how long targett and burn especially are taking! Could probably make a loan work if it started like now?

Yep. In the end was it better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all

Shifted for a big lad. Was always A highlight

Fucking hell how is it possible for that to be even worse

Nightmare fuel. Feel like he's just done sordid things with my soul.

Like Gulliver's travels, seen the size of that linesman in comparison?!?

RTG: since when was Christ the redeemer in Newcastle?

Ffs Who said he looked like a rat on coke, nailed it. Looks like a rat but is really a little cuddly hamster in his interview.

That's it, it wasn't just some decent additions to an already decent enough squad. This was full blown invasive surgery levels of January transfer windows. Was always a tall order but they have really made a first of it at least.

Must. Not. Get. Suckered. In

Voted 6. If some of the rumoured links were true then they don't lack ambition. Lots to learn from this window going forward.

It is a very good window, but it has not fixed the biggest issues with the team unfortunately. Good effort, must try harder as my school reports used to say.

Thanks Ando

What does this involve and why is 6 hours not enough? It's a very simplistic question sorry but I don't know the timescales on this stuff.

Why are we saying 6 hours isn't enough to make abroad signings btw? Because we can't get officials out to these places or? Not disagreeing btw, just not aware of the logistics etc. January Transfers are a novel thing after 14 years.

Is that you Jonjo?

To a club that is still a basket case, although an incredibly rich one. Would be a big risk for both of us really.

We really could do with someone who can chip in with goals like. Good window so far, but I think that's a pretty glaring hole in our team atm.

Straight into my wet dreams