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Hot take. Norwich Watford and Brentford for me. Burnley know the dance. I hope we are now showing a truer reflection of this Newcastle side, whereas before we were playing well below par. Injuries are a worry like.

But I try hard and make cat noises

If I ever get a nurse stripper again I'm making sure she is triple vaxxed after the revelations in here. Edit: New page sexual deviant.

Chabuddy G?

The more entrenched they become in the ENTIRE nufc fanbase wearing head garbs and tossing gays off St James' roof. They can't possibly accept that it is a small minority of fans, they and the rest of the morally superior fans look on in disgust it seems. I look on in disgust, majority of the 50,000 of fans don't celebrate with head gear and Saudi flags ffs.

That's astonishingly bad even for him! Proper capitalising on nufc in the cheapest shittest cash grab kind of way ever!

Who/what is NUFC matters, and why are they selling loads of weird red bubble-esque nufc tat? Nufc twitter feed is full of really shit nufc designs on low quality clothing.

Hope we raise our aspirations and sign weghorst in the summer, seems world class so far.

All just chitchat you know. There's an assumption that if the club is stating they wish to be the best in the world, that current SJP may not fit in with that vision as it is.

Didn't pass once either, sell him now.

Wouldn't bother. We could finish 10th this season and some fans will still trot out the weghorst/wood disaster!1!1

Bombard the box with crosses today! I'm still positive!

No ASM to slip balls through today

Yeah well I had a dream we won 5-0 and krath got a hat trick. Fite me! Not really, I am predicting a loss also

That's the spirit Onwards and upwards lads.

Which forest are we being moved to like? Does gosforth park actually have the space for a large scale development as obviously the Reuben links keep being mentioned.

You know what that means, barren summer for us.

With hindsight....

Just guessing, but that noise sounds like the wind whipping against our state of the art training tent. That or the hydro pool bins have blew over again.

A gentleman in the game and life. Was a pleasure to meet the man as a ballboy at St James'. At half time we were given a platter of sandwiches to scran and I shit you not, he walked past sloped a sandwich off on his way back down the tunnel. Like your cheeky granda.

Was Hans the poster from someone's Sig on previous forum that spunked in deodorant can lids? Have I made that up?

Yes, but don't you think this may block leazes terrace from its right to light/souls/virginities?

I just can't understand why they'd rather blow millions on us now, when they could've bought sunlun for 50p and ended up in the same position as us. That might tell you something about your club, really. Although I'd agree they are one of the few teams down there that has a lot of positive points, but chronic mismanagement has really shackled them now. And the fans just don't deserve it really, they are complicit imo.

Oh yeah I know, was just being facetious tbh. We all know exactly what the sketch is here.