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These players, if they have any hope of continuing their careers after nufc can't just down tools. Barely any of them will just waltz into another team on the back of this very public and humiliating relegation. They're not of wijnaldum quality.

Professional footballers who can't fucking strike a ball with any conviction. Professional footballers shit scared to even strike a ball. Not being able to weight simple passes and through balls. Newcastle in general.

That's the spirit We are relegated when mathematically it's impossible to stay up. We have a chance to reinforce and by God, do we need to do it and fairly fast.

Brady's nose well and truly put out by Amanda like. She's also a complete bitch irrespective mind.

They may have totally different expectations tbh, and might not realise anything in the short term. Considering their recent plight I'm not massively surprised that they may be OK with a multi-millionaire stepping in to 'save' them. We are coming from different positions so their mileage may vary, but we all know how it ends.... Being the richest in in the world, fuck yeah!

Fantastic. I've never seen that

Story behind this? Nice to see Heron settled on Microsoft paint instead of Adobe illustrator for his creations

The mickems get me everytime

Just compare the top post against the bottom post, Says it all in one image. Doesn't matter what happens, we fucked up...

Can't say I'm massively won over by coutinho, but he was(still is?) A good player and feel that is a fairly high profile signing for villa. Without being disingenuous.

100% atletico seen our training ground on sky sports and gave him a cheeky call "Are you sure tho Keiran? But I mean, it's like an oap's home?"

Not getting any work done so far this new year. Transfer window and subsequent links are absolutely killing me!

Lack of press release and overactive imaginations. MF's in other threads weighing up moves for cream of the crop in Europe ffs

This crossed.my mind today because it's a helluva long time to announce a player we all know is there. Might just want to reveal to be big and create some fanfare, likely that.

Which one?

The people demand slave labour and hotdogs!!!

Fuck "helping them out".

Were they all meant to be positives? League 1 Sunderland fans beg to differ.

Is it nearly that time already?

Tbh mate, I'm fucking shocked you're telling me he's a physiotherapist. Is he even affiliated to the club anymore? Used to eagerly anticipate his sprints onto the pitch.

I live 5 mins away and blue flames next door is probably more suitable than ours.

If you could just go with our head physio Derek Wright please Keiron...

Fuck me, every single scenario is bad for us man They said evertons signing is a shrewd signing unlike us unloading on Trippier. The sooner they come to terms with what is happening is honestly for the better. Got some of their fans absolutely twisted sick with the very thought of us being better than we were.

He would like the destination. He does realise nobody wants to come to Newcastle yeah?