NE27

"Where are the commercial sponsorships with companies in Saudi?" Was that ever going to be a thing or just low hanging fruit for everyone to speculate? And that ignores the rushed through associated party sponsorship rules which put a quick block on any potential trial of doing that. Bad results and now endless streams of "what are Newcastle owners actually doing? Where's the money? Why isn't St James' park now 100,000 capacity?"

I'm a firm Eddie howe backer, but it does feel he has pushed players a little too far this season for the cause when they weren't 100% fit. Lots of mitigating factors of course, I'm just tired of this season now. This season...

But that's what having at least two technically proficienct players to a position will give you. Longstaff et al can barely trap a ball atm nevermind play triangles out of trouble. obviously going forward it would be great if we could change the tactics from run harder than the opposition but I think this team is just bottomed out after a ridiculous season of shit going wrong. Not actually sure what needs to happen, but picking up injuries every game is such a mentally damaging aspect, and Howe could do himself a few more favours with regards to rotation instead of literally killing a player off.

The absolute gall of Grump Old C*nt accusing people of making stuff up man

And will be for the discernable future you'd imagine.

Even when we picked up after subs, man city just took the sting out of it and made it a snooze fest. It's impressive if not fucking miserable to watch.

I'm not sure if city have been really good at managing this game, or if we have done naff all worth managing. We just look a side sick of the grind and out of answers other than run hard unfortunately. Break will be welcome, end of the season will be bliss.

Can only assume he picks his nose and eats it in training or something. Seems wild that he couldn't have rotated with burn here and there to alleviate the workload.

Eh, what happened there?

I've bought 5 for eBay.

Walking football maybe

Anyone suggested moving the moor cow pat by cow pat to Beamish yet?

Chunky Kinder N*nce strikes again. That midfield is going to be devastatingly slow(er) very soon.

Is this a joke man Let's get past players to come out at half time and play charades as well eh, whilst the peanut seller throws peanuts to the punters. Dear me, they can have my tickets back

Team bonding with the rest of our squad over at the RVI. Kids will be visiting the hospital giving our players gifts this year in a suprise role reversal.

Every shred of hope, one by one, just getting obliterated. Like some horrible specky kid with a magnifying glass burning the legs off ants.

Aye I'm sure @Shearergol was just doing some soft goading

Another good showing by Tino. Can only presume he was kicked to fuck because he was the only one with the temerity to play football on our side.

It'll already have been mentioned, but tying his shoelaces during a rare Newcastle attack was a corker

Deflections, pussy footing around challenges, our midfield playing in 0.5x speed, constant fucking injuries And in comparison, it just seems like the ball never EVER falls kindly for us (slight exaggeration obviously), but seriously, it just doesn't.

Gordon has to have been nursing that earlier pull up. After that interview this week talking about making himself scarce on the injury table ffs

As long as is doesn't enter leazes terrace air space, it's Victorian grade 2 listed airspace.

Beyond depressing from sheff.

Does anyone know if there is any organised travel for fans down the final?

Aye big bang is atrocious, maybe he is the c*nt we thought after all But nice quotes in there, comes across like a very dedicated pro and very doting on EH.