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That seems pretty...scattergun doesn't it? I would hope they're working on actual players, not just "attacking players"

Thread catchphrase. Much better than Romano's and the chicken bloke

Big boiler, just like brucey

This should bring the memories all rushing back

West broms tunnel looking like the stairs into a strip club.

You wouldn't think it when you hear him, or see his general demeanor, but I honestly think he's had an areet time at Newcastle. Certainly one of the longest stints he's had in his career. Mind that could also be the fact Mashley was our owner

Typical Like the rest of the squad, shelvey was looking in fine shape for the new season and would've been very handy.

RIP Andy Gray's virtual reality computer.

I asked if they were capped at the time and people seemed to think they wouldn't be.

It'll become more and more common you'd imagine, or at least we sort of hope. And I loathe to use the word hope, but if top clubs are chasing our players then we are doing something right. What's different for us now is we may have alternatives lined up or even at the club already. Under Ashley it was the business plan, we just never recruited for the eventuality.

Why is maxi on a train after the match?!

100%, it's going to be incessant though until he eventually leaves.

New NBA/MLS hybrid

I don't know if the aspect of that video is all skewed, but the bloke recieving the watch looked like that mad bloke from weird science for a second! Nice gesture from maxi, he's a firm fan favourite if not frustrating at times . That said, he was class yesterday!

That looked like it was in slow motion ffs

Dominant from the first whistle till last. They fluffed a couple of opportunities but not to the extent motd made it seem. I like forest but they never looked like worrying us tbh. They'll grow into this division and their new recruits will start to gel with a few more games. Good luck to them

Yeah from what I can gather from their forums and people's accounts on here, it was a pretty harmonious day between the two sets of fans. Always nice to hear that away fans enjoy their trip up north. It's not always grim, trust us.

Where did he go? Seemed a good poster.

Droopy.

Boooooo, down with this rational sort of thinking!!!

Reet, anyone who has been sounded out and sitting on the fence still this is your last call! Get on the NUFC bus now or Eddie Howes closing the door and fucking off. Can turn my attention back to transfers now the games over. Hopefully (I'm sure they already know) we go hard now for some better attacking options. Get that right and I'm honestly canny scared for what might happen.

Fuck sake, are we class now? That was as clinical (finishing aside) as I've seen in absolutely ages from an nufc team. Off to pull my snosage into oblivion to montages of Bruno and Big Jow

I don't blame him, it was the club. At the time it hurt though, felt like he just deserted us at our lowest ebb, more fool me

My favourite player as a youngin. Still sour about how it all ended with given.