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Getting your shirt signed by Dan Ashworth man, what a club

I'll get round to thanking Luke right after I've personally thanked keef for saving nufc. Fucking hate nufc social media me

That's already been signed off, it's the ligma that is holding up the medical atm.

Plenty who can fiddle on RTG.

Out of curiosity how do other clubs transport new signings? Only reason this van has any fame is because signings under Ashley were so sparse.

Perfectly timed for some naughty time when he signs.

Paul Gascoigne

Just got a sponsorless shirt today, I'm struggling to call it a fakey like. Will have a look at ones in club shop for reference maybe

Starturn the biggest act to come out of the north east, period. "There are two plums on the bandit, lend me a pound!"

Why did felt sponsors disappear? Just noticed how cheapy the fun88 patch looked, no depth no quality or owt.

Love how much they hate Sam fender for supporting Newcastle because he wasn't water birthed directly into the Tyne. That's how it works isn't it, have to be born within a stone's throw of the shadow of St James' to be allowed to support NUFC. Yet they're planning land grabs from Durham/South Shields/Ukraine as sunlun strongholds. Must be shit twisting yourself in knots all the time to make sure the world knows Newcastle supporters are scum of the earth and the MLF's™ are basically footballs answer to Doctors without Borders.

Way too critical of his post there

You'd imagine/hope they might have reached out to a couple of wow factor signings to test the water. Maybe a diaby is one of them and it's just being pushed to drum up interest elsewhere now.

Top target that has no interest in joining, and we aren't offering what Leverkusen want to start with Yep, seems a go-er.

Fuck sake No wonder the Milan hoardes are coming in here giving us the biggun when they think shola is a club legend up against theirs Joking aside, Shola is a bit of an enigma and some people legitimately love him here, not for me! (Tyne wear derby heroics/apple eating aside)

It was all going so well...

It could've feasibly left the atmosphere.

I've got one coming from a man who knows a man and I'm still 100% sceptical. In fact I posted an image in this very thread and it got called out. Still it was only £20.

Needs it for a new top lip. But seriously, who is this?

His agent asked for a signed copy of Jimmy nails "Ain't no Doubt" LP and the club have pulled out.

Yeah, this is where any actual pity for his clear mental health ends. It's clear what his agenda is and it's actually quite disgusting how insincere it is.

Fraser is going to look like a bairn between them man, getting big swings as they enter the field....

Where can I cop? I've got a stoning this weekend. I almost feel bad as this person has serious mental health issues man

Fair enough, just felt contradictory that was all. Outside of any specifics, the truth is Milan is clearly the better of the two options currently, and we are relying more on players to help us build what we think we can be (hopefully). Not everyone will buy into that, some will think they are already at the stage of needing European football so these will unfortunately pass on the project here. And you won't catch me lending any credibility to UK sports journalism, it's the pits!

30m surely you'd think. Hope he stays to be perfectly honest.