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Gonna be a lot of slow negotiations for us this window I reckon. As long as the club know when to move on and not get bogged down in agent/club bullshit. It's the most relaxed yet interested I've been in absolutely ages like.

How do you know this if Maldini is sworn to secrecy?

That'll be bought but never worn. Slapped in cupboard for the future

Yeah i got one of those last week. If I didn't have a hoose full of bairns I'd do it tbh

I'm happy enough with this

This is the best one ..

Aye that sponsor is rotten, shirt isn't much better.

They still do loads of tat in the shop don't they? Ok it's not like yesteryear where there was a decent shit but it's equally not as shit as nufc gnomes under Ashley.

Sign lingard as well and we might as well have a dance troupe

This fanbase has some serious wounds that need healing like, cheers Mike.

Agent probably trying to hawk him around and get some bigger clubs interested. I'm sure we have a backup if this lad doesn't fancy it. And if come closer to windows end if he is still there a deal will be done.

Yeah we aren't not signing anyone like And as noble as last seasons end was, the squad is nowhere near good enough unless you still share mike's ambition of surviving. Players like Bruno and Trippier probably aren't going to be best pleased by the club resting on its laurels either.

Derek Wrights sprints are fond memories from my nufc supporting youth. Could move for a big lad!

Fucking hell the grief we got for being promoted from champ at first attempt, and these cunts are releasing a book on failure and ineptitude.

Whenever Steve Bruce touches down from Portugal.

Getting strong Ricky from trailer park boys vibes

Like I've said previously I don't follow international football that closely, but the results recently and that game I've just watched don't exactly give me world cup winning vibes Look nervous/clueless and a side shackled by rigid tactics and no plan B. But it's England, almost rivals nufc for the top spot in the soap opera charts.

I mean, I feel that way sometimes But genuinely no I haven't, looks like I'll head over to Google now.

Mike Ashley still our owner? Cutting corners (and feet) on our socks. But seriously I think there are two variants of the socks.

Ah right!, Wasn't even aware of a racist incident such is my lack of knowledge of recent internationals.

Sorry what are England fans chanting during Hungary's national anthem?

We love giving talented aloof french players stick for being lazy cunts..... ....and then reminiscing fondly in the future when we have shelvey and Isaac Hayden putting in the hard shifts, sucking all joy out of your football dreams. Felt harsh digging on jonjo there like, but you know, Ben arfa!

And yet, people still want to talk about him. Say what you like but he captured the imagination of many nufc fans, faults and all

They're pricey but rather comfy!

Looks better already