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It's fine, John says he took the players for a walk along the quay side and that should reduce the anxiety.

2-0. Another deflection FFS.

Luckiest deflection ever.

Program notes from the greatest coach in the prem.

So its Raylor Colo Dummet Jonas?

This was mentioned the other day, but couldn't find it til now. Do it for Quinny, Catts and super Kev. Amazing

WTF you on about man, James

Hope he breaks his neck. Fucking bellend.

We can pray it doesn't come to that, eh

Depends. The mackems play harder games and could easily concede more than us. Lowering their GD massively. Especially with Arsenal as the game in hand? Yeah but there's 9 of a difference between us and hull and that has hull getting a win so at least a 11 goal swing in 2 games Aye, but only 1 of the three would go down. Providing Sunderland get a couple of hammerings, it would see us and Hull have a better GD, surely.

Depends. The mackems play harder games and could easily concede more than us. Lowering their GD massively. Especially with Arsenal as the game in hand?

Same here Like Karanka and some of their players like Vossen .

Decent little predictor for the last few games on the Chron. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-survival-battle-use-9220758 I had us getting 2 draws against Brom and QPR. Meant Leicester went down.

Vurnon Anita says he's had to get used to losing and playing the long ball game at Newcastle: Vurnon Anita has admitted he has had to get used to losing since joining “mid-table” Newcastle United from Dutch powerhouse Ajax. But Anita says he is determined to see out his career on Tyneside, despite accepting he may never have a regular place in the side like his days with the former European champions and Champions League regulars. The Dutch midfielder says he has not been affected too much by fan protests but does not need to be reminded he is part of the team that have lost eight games in a row for the first time in the club’s history. Anita, speaking in a rare interview with the Dutch media, said: “For weeks, we have known that we need a positive result to get back smiling faces. The manager was really angry in Leicester, as we lacked fighting spirit and were beaten at set-pieces once again. “The defeat at Sunderland was a huge blow. When we trained lightly the next morning, John Carver did not leave his office as he was too down-hearted and fewer people attended our matches. “I think I heard on TV about a boycott, but I don’t know much about that. The training sessions take place behind closed doors here and you won’t often see me in the city centre.” Anita confessed he is not enjoying the miserable run of results. He added: “It is not pleasant at all. I want to enjoy my game and win matches and not just feel powerless when I am forced to chase the ball.” And unlike his days with Ajax, where Frank De Boer’s side were a real force in Holland and Anita was one of the star men, the midfielder says he has had to adapt to being part of a team that lose on a regular basis. He said: “Newcastle are a mid-table team. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, unlike at Ajax. I must admit I had to get used to that. “You know you have to fight the full 90 minutes here whether you play the leaders or the club that is rooted to the bottom. Any team can beat the other team. There is no need to look at the schedule. “You just know you have to give everything.” Anita, speaking in an interview with Dutch Voetball, was used to playing more attractive football with the Dutch giants but says that the pressure to win games in the Premier League means that he has had to adapt to the long ball game. He said:”The pressure to keep up in the Premier League pays its toll. A lot of money is at stake and when things go wrong, most managers like to play safe. (They) play long balls and win the second ball as long as you are not robbed off the ball in your own half. “In Holland, we prefer to play the passing game, which you can only master once you are allowed to make mistakes. They don’t want you to make mistakes in England.” Anita feels that United got their tactics wrong in the recent 1-0 loss to Sunderland. He said: “I did reasonably well against Arsenal but did not play against Sunderland as the manager thought they would play long balls. That’s why he dropped me in favour of somebody else. “I thought it was a bit naïve, as Dick Advocaat adheres to the Dutch style and wants his side to play the passing game. The next day, I saw Dick Advocaat instruct his assistant Zeljko Petrovic. John O'Shea was to play a long ball to the striker up front, but Petrovic told him to deliver a cross. I immediately recognised the situation.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/vurnon-anita-says-hes-used-9214676

It's the family DNA. Luuk's legs are so weak he can barely kick a ball. And you expect Siem to actually go outside?

Lee Ryder retweeted John Burridge @TheBudgieTweets · 8m 8 minutes ago Is my point proven. MANAGERS DONT WIN GAMES. Great players do. They said PEP would know every thing about Barca.He Could do nothing about it Lee still believes this isn't Carvers fault

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Loved the last line “I’m sorry, Mike. This is not my club. You killed my club. This is YOUR club. This is YOUR mess. This is YOUR problem.”

Good little read Am sure he's been hammering them on twitter aswell.

That article says he's made 93 appearances for us. Even coming on as a sub, that seems mental.

2 teams just going at it. End to end stuff. pua pashun.

On the fact we don't deserve to stay up. So yes, I want us relegated.

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Went to the AFCON didn't he? Got injured while out there, so we ruled him out for the season.