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He'd had a good season at Nice. He should have stayed there obviously. He's been frozen out at PSG. Let's see who the next club are willing to gamble on him. I'm sure there will be one but I doubt they'll risk giving him a multi year mega money contract. That'll be due to his age not his ability, no?

60 mins 0-0. Slimani comes off the bench, bags a brace. Move to 35 points and probably safety. Loan fee well spent.

I wish these would get relegated so we don't have to see Wagner ever again. Fucking Primark Klopp.

That Mitro lad from Fulham looks canny.

52' Islam Slimani has broken down for Algeria.

Aye the little lift of the ball is so subtle but brilliant. I love the goal aswell, but looking from a defensive perspective you can see how he manages it. Turning the mighty Sam Rickets, before riding a challenge from midfield enforcer Mark Davies, then skipping past David "oil tanker" Wheater. Alright Pards It's still mightily impressive Bimp

Aye the little lift of the ball is so subtle but brilliant. I love the goal aswell, but looking from a defensive perspective you can see how he manages it. Turning the mighty Sam Rickets, before riding a challenge from midfield enforcer Mark Davies, then skipping past David "oil tanker" Wheater.

Enrique against Forest. Knocked the stuffing out of Forest for promotion and St James' in full voice of "JOSE JOSE JOSE" for his first goal in black and white.

You bumped your head, HTT?

‘Mag’ is a mackem term like, it’s so transparent it is unreal. This sentence is the clincher for me. "if Newcastle somehow avoid relegation this season" Like, why would a "mag" refer to his own team as Newcastle rather than "we" in that context. And secondly what does he mean by "somehow avoid relegation". There is 7 teams below us, it's looking more likely we stay up (comfortably) with every passing game. It's obviously a bitter mackem praying we fuck up.

Steady on, 4 points from 4 would do. Keep the bar nice and low. If we managed to beat Brom after that we'd be on 39. Job Done.

"A wa there when Quinny saved wa from oblivion"

Aye, Leeds is areet it's the surrounding towns and cities like Huddersfield, Wakefield and Barnsely that need flattened.

Nar, but that daft Craig H can fuck off anarl. "Geordies gan on holiday to Leeds coz ur cities a shithole". Like howay.

Was WBA the Lovenkrands one you're thinking of. The header Got it mixed up with the 5-1? Where he finessed a lovely shot in off the post.

That West Ham Central on twitter is a fucking dipstick like. Lascelles would go because West Ham - Have a bigger ground More fans A larger twitter following Could pay him more Have better history Are a bigger club as of 2018 Don't have an overrated managed like us And Arnautovic wouldn't leave them for us, so they must be a bigger draw

So they are all soft cunts. Thought so.

That's exactly why I couldn't give a toss about Sunderland disappearing down the leagues. Our derbies are like birthday parties compared to most European rivalries, we aren't losing anything really.

They've got more twitter followers. How could Jamaal resist?

Lovenkrands v Cardiff Jonas v West Ham Just for the sentimental feels.

HBA v Bolton HBA v Blackburn Riviere v QPR

I can barely get stoked for NUFC atm, let alone rugby, hockey or basketball.

Mine would be :meh: They'll get their heads kicked in by some Russian ultras soon enough.

Love a good old TCD lecture. With the inclusion of random stats, teams or players to back up his pointless patter.