Alberts Mustache

Can we just buy this team?

I hope Atlas is one of the best teams in the world

That goal...

Three national anthems before this game?

WE'RE telling people to stop pissing about?

Is Steve Black confirmed?

Sell!

Today he said something along the lines of the board would be evaluating the current squad because they knew more about them than him. Oh brother...

Knew I'd seen him before http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130514153236/villains/images/6/6f/Stuart.jpg

The Udinese owners have said that they want to go all out and back Watford now, so this might be real.

Still think Kara Mbodj would be a bargain from Genk

No point in showing up at the transfer market now anyway. We'd just end up in the back of the line. Better let everyone have a go first, so we can pick up the left overs in peace couple of weeks after the league has started.

I like Abeid, but I still think we need someone better at recovering the ball quickly. Quick feet and strength.

To be fair, if QPR would just sell to the first party that comes along, it would be horribly bad business by them. It's in their interest to pull out the process and get other parties interested to push up the price.

People are saying he only scores tap-ins - well, that at least shows that he makes alot of good runs in the box and are good at creating space for himself. A striker that makes distinctive moves in the box are always easier to find with a pass. Other than that, I don't really have any strong views on him... could we be heading for a dutch invasion, though? With Dost and Wijnaldum linked.

At least two CBs and at least one DM are crucial.

We need a holding midfielder that can close down and tackle. What happened to those Kara Mbodj rumours?

Bendtner: Am I one of the best strikers in the world? Yes, and I'll prove it next season (2010).

CB rumours, please!

So basically - fuck building a team, let's buy Ronaldo, Messi or Neymar? We have players with proven records of delivering assists and technical ability in De Jong, Cabella, Perez. The problem is that there has been absolutely no work on developing any attacking play the last seasons. We probably need more creativity in central midfield, but if we can develop some play - a proven, stable, goalscorer is what we need imo. We have Riv who gets to alot of chances and then blasts them up at the terraces and we have Cissé who scores fluke goals and in all sorts of weird positions when he's on and nothing when he's off.

Spot on Defence must be sorted first, My Leeds-buddies are telling me they are after Willamson. Did you laugh and them and tell and tell them how s*** he is? I reckon he might even struggle to be decent in the Championship but let's hope he's someone else's problem next season. Off course I told them it would be a bargain and that he's nothing like a white mans Bramble.

Must be lucky to have had them served on a plate all his life, then. He puts them away when he gets the chance and that's just what we need imo. His Eredivisie record is irrelevant, in Germany he's basically been fed tap ins by De Bruyne on a weekly basis. We don't create s*** so he'll be useless. Might not be the best option out there, but on the other hand if Riviere could put away some chances and do some tap-ins, we would certainly have scored more goals last half of the season.

Spot on Defence must be sorted first, My Leeds-buddies are telling me they are after Willamson.

Must be lucky to have had them served on a plate all his life, then. He puts them away when he gets the chance and that's just what we need imo.