Billy Pilgrim

I’d sportswash your dad in the Bath to see Ashley fuck off

Imagine being a shite daft mackem today, knowing that they are forever doomed no matter what, certain in the knowledge that for the rest of their lives, even the children, all they will ever hear is us and how good we are and what we won yesterday.

Just wanna say gentlemen, it was fucking torture holding this candle for as long as we did. The entire universe manifested every possible obstacle to us having any fun whatsoever. But now it is here. Each and every single one of us has won the lottery.

This lad not going is every bit as good as the takeover in general

Anyone else doing fuck all but fantasise about winning everything under the sun and signing anyone from now until death?

About half an hour of news and I’m already crawling up and down Twitter like a smackrat looking for more

Celestial intervention by Saint Rupert, patron saint of advocates and orderly billing

Can one of you law nerds do the decent thing and repost that market watch article, as I’m not signing up for that in a month of sundays but need some sweet, sweet hope The blurb bit is wonderfully sterile and businessy, the sort of thing that gets men who wear suits to bed excited

These fuckers could easily get relegated again if they don’t replace some of those players with improvements.

You have no idea how much it will enrich our lives if Richard keys is dragged into court to pretend he doesn’t know Hoffman

Everyone coming through now should at least be able to pass, dribble, control and finish with their weaker foot. The next level up is a decent cross and beyond that the natural two footers who take set pieces with either. Half the time with your weaker foot (was always my left) it’s about not over thinking it and doing things on autopilot. I could always finish or pass decent with my left foot but I’d never take a corner with it, and I wouldn’t use it if I had to hit the ball hard for whatever reason.

Simon Jordan is a chancing spiv gobshite who totally has it in for us because he simply doesn’t understand the basics of supporting a big team in the north. Simon Jordan didn’t go to a school where all his mates supported either one local club or their rivals. As for Bruce, I’m starting to get the whiff of him having had enough of the job already, and would welcome any resignation, but if he has no intention of resigning the least he can do for all our sakes is stop picking fights with the fans and keep his mouth shut unless it’s to verbally fellate us.

On the basis of absolutely fuck all I’m feeling positive again\ ALL THE MONEY

If we do end up getting bought, it will be almost singlehandedly down to this absolute colossus preventing relegation

Read the case: dunno looks not good, he just wants compo Read the takes: maybe it is positive Read the article: great it seems coordinated somewhat, positive finally Read Keith: this is doomed again

Defending was beyond shite and dubs should’ve done better, had time to set himself, saw it all the way, wasn’t that hard and got a hand to it. Those are why he’s with us tbh.

Imagine someone recognising you in the street because of some milquetoast take about Steve Bruce on Twitter

Maybe the reason he ‘isn’t allowed to publish it’ is that it’s all conjecture and guess work alluding to vague crimes that aren’t actually crimes Fairly convinced now that Keith is full of shit, and even if he isn’t, if he had a picture of Masters and Hoffman hanging out of either end of a cow it wouldn’t move the dial in terms of getting a takeover through. I await good news from any angle, fucking sick of this circus

I feel like Edwards’ level of not wanting this to happen is directly proportional to how badly I want it to happen, and therefore he can fuck off

Us waiting for news: Twitter itks:

Well it is this week, and *tumbleweed* I want to believe ffs but what am I supposed to be believing in, and who? It doesn’t breed confidence when the guys who are going to save the day are ‘not a priest’ wraith, a fat ex-pat dentist who vapes on camera and another older dude who I’ve never even heard of suggest a party is happening off screen. All of these YouTube goblins meeting up weekly to discuss what? If anything happens we’ll know within minutes. Being charitable I suppose they did look into the PIF super league stuff and rubbish it but even then, the telegraph beat them to it so how do I know these blokes aren’t just doing what I’m doing and reading anything and listening to anyone who has a positive take

The only thing that has me a bit suss about the Keith lad is, what has he actually been doing and is it actually in coordination with PIF and PCP. It seems beyond reality that a random fan has done or can do anything to force through a takeover by the Saudi sovereign wealth fund. I watched that three amigos podcast from last week when it was posted in here and it was very much z lister talking heads being as vague as they could be while trying to drum up positivity. If there is a takeover there will be positivity. I don’t see why a pr effort to keep the fans onside affects anything to do with the outcome of arbitration and I can’t imagine why pif or pcp would get any outsiders involved other than having a low risk attritional body to take a bullet if things go bad. I left fairly unconvinced that anyone knows anything of any importance . And if he’s one of you I’m not having a go, it all just seems very…weird.

Fair fucks to Jacob, he’s turned it around and his little clipped crosses are adding danger. Did better than best right back in history Trent.

Class, hope he stays, just a shame he hasn’t had the crowd behind him the last few months as I think he could be a bit of a monster with confidence

Superb today, arguably our most important player