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Did the ref see what shelvey did?

Stop fucking dawdling about in the centre of your own half.

Sky's emoji board and general social media coverage is the pits

Merry Christmas all!

Surprised sky are showing this package. Unless they think he'll redeem himself.

Shelvey is just class.

Could only play for Wigan. I'd change my name

Max Power?!

If the England team really gave a shit they'd refuse to play unless they could wear them. But of course they don't care enough. I thought international football was supposed to be apolitical anyway. Meh.

What's he's said like Talking about our large attendence last night at "st james' or whatever it is called these days"

He's just a w***** who hates our club Don't disagree. Although he's called out Ashley before so I didn't think he was that way inclined.

Is carragher having a laugh? Thinking st james' is called something else?

They're all wanking off to Payet's goal on TV, comparing it to Best/Messi/Henry. So I expected something amazing, it wasn't a patch on either of Ben Arfa's runs up the pitch yet no one has mentioned him.

Get off. Fucking hell that was awful.

Are they doing dress down Friday in the sky studio?

Lovely goal. Hope Chelsea get smashed here.

Didn't realise gini was on the pitch. Standard.

People are reasonably happy to see a player, whose lack of interest has contributed significantly to our demise, be shipped out for an outrageous fee. It's great. Exactly. This is great. I'll be annoyed if he goes spurs. But at least his negative influence is out. And for a good fee at that.

This is nothing to do with promotion (although you could argue the benefits of this transfer), this is about having a laugh, on a plain old weeknight, at someone who mugged us off for the majority of his career here.

I don't mind Everton. So it would be great if he went and failed at spurs.

They'll have until 1am if they fill in that sheet sky keep proudly showing.

I bet we'll get more up front from spurs

Matched it. Don't want him getting the champions league damn.

They were gagging for some big names haha

Haha fucking harper. Daft bastard