Holloway

going into the start of the season having the stench of Pardew/Carver eliminated is a massive relief,just shave that little tufty island and we can all get down to business

This bloke has the saunter after a successful strike without breaking stride,get him signed up immediately,he is a natural.

Jurgen Klopp has distanced himself from the Leicester job,but his younger brother Clippetty is said to be interested.

Workmate is the cousin of Ben Garner,first team coach who has just departed 'by mutual consent,on amicable terms'. Aye righto,he reckons. Come on down, Johnny Carver

Gallowgate east corner fuckin rocking already,and we are mental,and we are mad.

One night only at a cinema near you,how does that work,are they still trying to unscrew Colin Hendry out of the turf?

Jack Nich as Blatter

Sir Bob

Bolton fan or just like his sideboards?

his heed is showing a kind of Allerdici like swelling

Just been sacked from a Championship failure with Derby and he`ll turn us down??!!

he`s got one of those fixed grins,like one of those cunts that smile when you miss the fucking bus

I hate McClaren already,I wish he would just shave that big hole out of his ginger wig

At the time knew a group of Liverpool fans who went to all the games,and they were a bit edgy to say the least.They were at Rome the previous game and said it was the scariest episode of their lives,there was multiple stabbings and the police just evaporated.They went to Heysel with a vengence in their minds,and said fuck all about what was behind the tragic circumstances afterwards.

A Seahouses bound Steve Stone commented: `I`ve nee idea what`s gannin on, I`ll just try and live in the murment and enjoy the clubhoose`

It`s the Malvinas,obviously

Ancelotti and McClaren sacked on the same night,the plot thickens

we go one up first half,Hull do the same on the hour, we start shitting ourselves and concede late for the draw is how i see it panning out

http://i.imgur.com/rTcFVpN.jpgl http://i.imgur.com/dyoEOBk.jpgl

All going to plan,our relegation,that is.

he`s a sound bloke like,nee hard feelings

My Palace mate reckons he`s Pards` first signing next season, hurry along now John.

seems some people like him as a coach

Had a reminder this week of his word class ability of hoodwinking people. My cockney boss,55 and a lifelong Chelsea fan,in a chat about their general dull style actually said he`d take Pardew over Mourinho.