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He'd quite clearly not be the worst keeper in the PL.

https://twitter.com/ac_martin157/status/823887227059113984

Supposedly pulled over at the side of the road to help some lad he saw having a fit.

Only take him about 4 months to be ready to play

I'd always assumed he was a local kid they were just persisting with like we do like Dummett, Didn't realise they actually signed him from abroad.

First signing under Rafa I'm really not happy about. We needed someone good enough to start, not another backup.

I'm not gutted TBH, Townsend is probably better but we're still addressing a need. Is it? I'd rather Atsu than Barrow any day of the week.

Caulkin pretty much saying we've moved from Townsend to Barrow. Typical NUFC level dissapointment

Going from Townsend to Barrow.

Means Rodwell stays in the team. He might make it to 50 starts no wins this season

We've just seen a tabloid say a player is fighting for his life before backtracking. If there's no quotes, don't read into it.

They didn't seem to mind Sissoko.

Since they only have one Striker, there going for Robbie Keane.

Pull through lad, please pull through. He'll rightly not be though about, but I bet Cahill's absolutely in bits at it.

Our fans sang "Don't sell Cabaye" after he fucked us off though. Of course Townsend would be accepted.

There's no deflection on that.

Great, now you've got Obertan in my head, thanks a bunch.

Ritchie wasn't here last season I was talking about Gouffran, to be fair.

He didn't start ahead of Townsend under Benitez last season. He'd hardly start ahead of him now.

Olsson if Swansea go down? Always rated him despite only rubbish teams picking him up.

They won the title in this day and age, where the "big clubs" have tried to monopolise it. That's to be lauded and championed, not ridiculed when they don't do it again.

He's still as bad defensively as ever. And treating the ball like a bomb. How he's made it this far is a mystery.

Are people only just realising merlin is one of the most depressive people ever?

Been impressed with him lately. Feel its time to get Paully or Gouff out and him in.

He was s*** and we went down. I don't understand how people come up with these awful opinions, like. Fixed for everyone.