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Team news anywhere yet?

I'm not going to speak about other teams players, "yes we like Hamza Choudary". He needs putting in a home now.

The Cisse one with chopper cock

I don't feel bad at all that I'm going to place some money on this and win.?? I'm skint and Steve Bruce will guarantee me a boost.

Is that even his official account?

Poor fucker has regressed into Jack Colback territory. It's the end of the road for him once Bruce finally fucks off.

The funding for the next manager in the Championship.

Newcastle have now failed to win any of their last nine PL games, taking just two points from a possible 27. They have scored just twice in their last nine games and failed to find the net in the first half of the last ten. Steve Bruce has now emulated Rafa Benitez in presiding over an 11 game winless run in all competitions - the Spaniard's sequence coming during the first four months of the 2018/19 season. Leeds completing a seasonal double over Newcastle for the first time in the Premier League. They last achieved the feat in the Division One season of 1975/76. I wasn't sure or couldn't remember the matching Rafa stat. Bruce will set the a new record without doubt though.

I can see positives

Why is it every single season supporting this club is always met by mysterious hope in takeovers that never ever seems to come to fruition, alongs side mysery, and consistent frustrations, be it protests, relegations, lack of ambition. Supporting Nufc is basically torment.

The sad thing for me is, if we had the right players fit and the right person to choose the right players we could have a decent attacking formation. Imagine Gayle. Wilson ASM. Miggy. Fraser

Behave man.

Imagine ASM wanting to stay at this club They're smart protecting their assets though. Soon put him on a massive contract. His sale would provide the revenue to invest in the squad in the championship, just like we have done in the past. I can see Ashley not arsed about it, like others have said.

Imagine ASM in the Championship

Seen Billing a few times for Bournemouth and Huddersfield, he's a bit of a watcher, just watches what's going on around him. He'll fit in perfectly ??

Ass whooping 2.0

A stab in the dark, Sheffield Utd

He just seems to panic when he gets the ball, like he might believe the senior players around him are miles better so he should look to them immediately. He needs to realise quickly they're as shit as he is, and just do his thing with no fear, ahead of him ASM plays with no fear 100% confident and just doesn't care, he's obviously a miles better player, but Lewis needs to feed off the type of player ASM is. Otherwise he's already going backwards here, and will continue to do so. It's not like theres any competition at LB they're all shit that play there, maybe he also sees that he doesn't have to do much to get selected. We used to have a player just like him, he shit his pants when he received the ball, cant remember who it was?? (Think I'm thinking of Mike Williamson?) Players like ASM and Craig Bellamy literally want the ball, love the ball and are freaking out when they dont have it, Craig Bellamy epitomizes a Jack Russell and a ball.

Maybe Jones has always worked with Martinez though. Howe never worked with Jones did he? That or he is the trojan horse for Darren Moore lol Yeah I jumped the gun. Eddie Howe nope, Martinez yes. He's from gateshead I think

Am I being a thick twat, or could it be Eddie Howe?

His body language changed on that question. Frowning and rejecting any comment. There's a lot more to this I think.

Any idea why he looked a tad pissed and reluctant to answer the question regarding the new coaching appointment?

Steve Bruce in Steve Bruce shocker!!! I'm encouraged. Piss Off

Shelvey really needed to Roll around in agony, Grealish would have if it was in reverse roles. I pissed myself at that tbf.

Nailed on he gets korma every time. Is that you saying he has a vagina?