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We could always do something completely ridiculous and continue to develop our own 23 year old goalscoring striker who has a better goalscoring record than £20m+ 29 year old Slimani. Obviously Gayle/Joselu need upgrading on, so Slimani coming in as a replacement for one of those would be fine.

Fucking hell. Please post that to them. The posts are even worded extremely similarly ffs

Everton 1-3 Liverpool Bournemouth 2-1 Crystal Palace Brighton 2-0 Huddersfield Leicester 1-1 Newcastle Stoke 0-3 Tottenham Watford 1-1 Burnley West Brom 0-1 Swansea Man City 3-0 Man Utd Arsenal 3-0 Southampton Chelsea 3-0 West Ham

If one of the bottom three went on a good run, there are still 5 other teams that would need to overtake us to put us in the bottom 3. Genuinely think we’d survive even without another point all season. Also not sure why you seem to think our fixtures are so tough - pretty much all 7 of the teams we’re gonna play have absolutely nothing to play for. WBA are shit and managerless... Everton, Chelsea and Arsenal appear to have thrown the towel in for their managers.

Don't know why but having just seen it I feel slightly underwhelmed. Get away. It's amazing. Don't get me wrong it's a clearly an amazing goal, and probably one of the best goals this season. Think people just over hyped it, was expecting a Cisse Vs Chelsea style goal. Agree with this, to be honest. I didn’t see it live but read the reactions on here/Twitter when it went in. Was expecting a bicycle kick from outside the box or something daft.

9 starts, 8 goals, 1 assist & 5 MOTM awards.

Nope, somehow we’re still SEETHING.

Why? A genuine all-time great has just scored a goal befitting of the legend. Sometimes you have to step back and say wow... Agreed. Nice to see a bit of class from fans now and again. I remember us doing it when Ferdinand scored against us for Leicester City. Vardy was clapped off when subbed after he scored the record equalling goal against us at SJP too.

Could be down as early as a week today

Get in. Even to just get out of the relegation zone they need to win at least 3 from 6. With other teams obviously going to pick points up too, they’d need to win all 6 imo. It’s never going to happen, they’re gone.

Seeing another teams’ fans sing Mitro’s name is like watching your ex lass neck on with someone else

Fucking Che Adams man. Thick as mince. Hopefully they’ll cling on.

Hull winning away at Wolves now too

They’ll be down when they fail to beat Reading away. That’s as early as 10 days time!

Nice little build up play and finish from him there. Didn’t see the first assist but his goal is everything that people doubted that he could do.

Probably the best post i’ve ever seen on there - wonder how long until he’s called a Mag.

Hehe, someones added it (post #17) and..... its been conveniently ignored by them (so far). One response: Pretend it didn’t happen, nothing to see here... move along!

Must be a bizarre feeling for Piers Morgan to be in a room where he isn’t the biggest cunt

How high are Parish’s trousers on that? Look at them ankles.

I can only presume because the Dubravka deal was done so late, we were rushing around trying to find somewhere for him.

Still think Rondon would do a good job in a Rafa system.

Aye, I completely agree. I just meant that if he’s sitting on the bench anywhere I’d prefer it to be here because we undoubtedly have a better manager than anywhere he’d be. He should be getting games in that league though, who is their #1? Why did we sanction a move to a club who seemingly already have a #1? Send him wherever, as long as he is going to play.

I don't that Rafa gives a single shit about names, as long as the keeper does what he wants which I'd imagine Dubravka is doing exceptionally. I'm tempted to agree. Just wondered, I would certainly be looking to spend any money elsewhere and have him number one with Woodman add backup. He's a good age as well Dubravka. Woodman needs to be playing. You're just killing the lad if he sits on the bench for us. Better than sitting on the bench for Aberdeen.

Top half is the aim now like. We have some fairly winnable games left and no reason why we cant finish ahead of Watford and Bournemouth.