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Not sure how there is even any discussion about that It’s a stonewall penalty. You cant run into the back of someone, it’s a foul.

Even if he did, he’d miss the fucking thing.

I hate everything about that.

Juve were 150/1 last night to win the CL. Fucking knew I shoukd have gone for it Please do it. Do it for Buffon.

That’ll be Lascelles then Edit - I don’t know this, but an educated guess. Who else would donate that sort of sum?

It’s your new found fame, you should expect to get photographed by the paparazzi when you mix in the same social circles as you.

Liverpool seems to have an extraordinary number of plastic ‘fans’ like. It’s one reason I really dislike them. They all talk utter shite too. Was in a pub full of the plastic tossers for the first leg, there were people in there genuinely discussing how Salah is ‘up there’ with Messi and Ronaldo. I mean for crying out loud He’s had a tremendous season, but that’s what it is, one season.

£4m squad bonus to stay up, £1m per position above 17th. That still blows my fucking mind considering each place is only worth £1.5m or less as it is To be fair, 10th place will see us earn about £125m like

£4m squad bonus to stay up, £1m per position above 17th. Wonder how that works ? All the money goes into a pot and they divvy it up equal ways ? So someone like Gamez who played twice gets the same as Ritchie ? Or do they work it out on an appearance basis ? Really all Ashley is doing here is sending the greater prize money he gets for finishing higher to the players or at least a portion of it, how much do you get per spot ? In previous seasons it’s been a % based on minutes played.

If you’re promoted back to the PL at the first or second time of asking, do you continue to get parachute payments?

Their best possible situation after Saturday’s games would be to be 4 points behind with 3 games left. 2 of them games against Wolves and Fulham Bye bye.

Doesn't a draw put Bolton to 40 points anyway ? so in effect the Mackems still nee 2 wins and a draw from their last four, at the very least. They really need to beat Reading now. Aye. Which will be problematic as they’ve got 2 wins in 15 games Cant really see them getting at least 2 in 4

Love him.

1/50 to go down now

Even if they win 3 of their last 4, which obviously wont happen... Reading need 1 point, Birmingham need 2 points and Bolton need 4 points and they’d still go down Bolton are probably their only hope, but they still have Barnsley and Burton to play. Barnsley beat Bolton and then it’s still shite for them because then they’d be 4-7 behind them Near on impossible to stay up from here unless they win all 4.

- A horrible place, just really grim. Birmingham is a shit night out too. - The away fans being split over the two tiers breaks up the atmosphere massively, was much better behind the goal. - Their fans are thick as fuck. - The pub is decent but it’s a pain in the arse to get served. - They stopped selling alcohol to away fans in the ground, cant remember if that has been reinstated. - We have a habit of fucking up important games there. - Food is shite both in and around the ground.

Aye A lot of unnecessary flapping in here. Even a win tonight and they’d still have gone down. They’re shite, they’re fucked and it’ll probably be confirmed on Saturday week against Burton. Bolton v Barnsley next - they both cant lose like. It's very easy to say that after Norwich's equaliser My position hasn’t changed for pretty much the whole season like.

Aye A lot of unnecessary flapping in here. Even a win tonight and they’d still have gone down. They’re shite, they’re fucked and it’ll probably be confirmed on Saturday week against Burton. Bolton v Barnsley next - they both cant lose like.

Villa is an absolutely shite away day like and they’re a bunch of mongs. My preferred three would be Wolves, Cardiff and Fulham with Villa losing in the playoff final. We’ll not need to even open this thread next season.

Reading away first.

Phil Thompson then Fucking hell... His reaction

A draw could leave them only 6 points away from getting out of it. 6 point gap with 4 games to go would need them winning at least 3 of the 4. It’s never gonna happen. It’s not like they’ve got 10 games to go.

Burst out laughing at the missed pen. Draws are no good at this point, gotta win. A defeat would be lovely though.