Figures 1-0 Football

Matt Ritchie hasn't travelled, felt some "tightness" in a muscle.

Text from friend or actual source? It actually was in the same text as the Che Adams one Sadly, this one seems to be the only one with any truth in it. I feel like Stifler.

Huh? I got a text saying it. Marvellous. If Che Adams signs within the next week btw, I will claim full credit. If he doesn't, I'm very sorry and I wont post any more rumours again.

Mahrez to Arsenal.

Put it in the rumours thread for a reason I got a text saying it, I believe the original source was on twitter. Probably bullshit but you never know.

£3.5m bid accepted for Che Adams from us.

Makes the Pogba deal look more likely, big outlay that is.

What a goal in the Juve friendly

The mackems hire a new manager and still cant help themselves but talk about us and make up weird little stories.

Real Sociedad thought the same...

He really is a spineless weasel With such an inflated ego and so little talent. Hope his career crashes and burns, utter cunt.

On BBC2 there is some sort of athletics on at the Olympic Stadium. 1. Look how far the pitch is away from the stands No matter how good these 'seats on wheels' are for the lower tier, horrible view all round. 2. They are currently lobbing shotputs on West Ham's new turf

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Palace with a £20m+ bid for Berahino ?

Bye. And we move on.

Why was Janmaat casually waiting to meet him in his holiday shirt?

A whopping two year deal So much confidence in him.

There is no way that is genuine Some people have far too much time on their hands.

Feel a bit sorry for Blackburn to be fair, incredibly poorly ran club. Always enjoyed the Fernhurst on an away day at Ewood too.

Didn't Rafa recently say that Sels needs to adapt to the English game? Sounds to me like he's a back-up/third choice keeper.

Aye, bet he definitely tapes it down when he plays.

Tweeted by Mario Melchiot ? of all people

It's £1m with £24m in add ons. PSV have a 99% sell on clause too. (The Sun)

Would love him to get home tonight, sit down with his wife and kids and load up his laptop to see what his new supporters are saying about his arrival

Like watching your disabled brother try to play with the older lads on the park.