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He got 4 assists like - 2 against Spurs (1 home, 1 away), 1 against Man Utd & 1 against Swansea. Either way, 9 goals and 4 assists isn't bad for someone who only started 22 games all season in a team that were absolutely dogshit.

Man City trying to keep up their quota of English home-grown players then. That said, isn't Pep good at bringing youngsters through? Or have I just made that up?

The judge is a Mag!

He should be getting a 10/10 for effort in every game, not just the ones he picks and chooses. Fancy being a professional footballer and saying 'I did well because I tried lots'. He contributed fuck all to France in the Euro's other than running around a lot. 0 goals, 0 assists.

He's quite clearly going to end up somewhere dreadful like West Brom or Palace Enjoy Moussa, you fraud.

Bruce will end up getting this, simply because Allardyce is too much of a cunt. Hilarious either way though, the mackems plodding along with no direction all summer and no recruitment.

They are so awful with recruitment, they really are Most clubs pick some duds, but they seem to pick a lot more than everyone else. Glad they're adding another to their collection with this embarrassment of a footballer.

I'd love it if they have actually faxed that to all of the other clubs

According to: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/championship/startseite/wettbewerb/GB2 Fwiw, the two highest rated teams last year (Hull and Boro) both went up. If we don't go up, there is something very wrong in this world. Rafa in charge, that squad and the fans fully behind the team.

Tempted to go and watch these next Sunday at Corby, as I'm only 40 minutes or so away. Just to get an NUFC football fix.

That'd be incredibly good business for us. We could probably buy Burton Albion with the £24m.

'Didn't want Moyes anyway, he's a Mag' 'Just saw a Mag on the train, he was gutted that we've got O'Leary!'

How is a clean break better than a small fracture? 'Bet you're glad that your leg is hanging off at a funny angle Demba, you could have just had a hairline fracture!'

Moyes would be a step up for the mackems, from Allardyce. That said, they'd struggle to recruit someone worse. Either way, it's fucking up their pre-season why is great. 100% this will be held down as the reason they go down, all the FA's fault.

Don't think we necessarily need to replace him with a first team player anyway, we have a lot of forward options already who are all more than good enough for this league. Would be more than happy with spending the bulk of his fee on a defensive recruit and bringing in someone young for the future who could play as back-up (similar to when we bought Lascelles, Darlow etc.)

A fraud player being bought by a fraud team. Typical Liverpool signing this is, buying without scouting them properly. Any profit on him would be a great sale. He was absent for so much of last season that he was a waste of time, Rafa dropped him early doors so he clearly thought the same whereas he was openly positive about Sissoko. There are so many better options theb this guy that I feel the sale is a positive for us.

Tickets on sale today for 25+ Goes down to 0 on Wednesday. Allocation of 2,750. Will be surprised if it goes to members, but that is on Monday 25th.

How does their pitch look so bad already?

44,000 sounds about right for the maximum number of ST sales we could have. 3k for away fans and 5k on corporate and public sales.

Not that I think he is behaving correctly, but their owners gave a public interview where they said they wanted to replace him with someone better Think he's quite right to be a bit pissed off.

Would be happy for Tobin to stick around to be honest, think he deserves a chance under Rafa.

Ahh Demba That'll be his career over I'd imagine.

Aarons, Ritchie, Mitro and Lascelles linking up well according to Twitter

Bramble coming on in place of Boumsong, looks a nasty injury