Figures 1-0 Football

Great finish

No injuries is far more key than the result. Nice run out for the lads ta.

We'll be around 35k I think by the time the season starts. That's incredible for a team who have just been relegated.

Boro making some incredible signings to be fair.

Lascelles seems to be in nearly every photo, video or interview coming out of the club this summer. 100% nailed on that he'll be captain if Sissoko leaves.

Can tell it is pre-season if this is the biggest thing we can find to argue about

Lets hope they don't give out anything embarrassing like those fucking awful clappers at Leicester.

Hope it rains all the time he is on holiday like, wherever the prick has gone.

How long until the media hound him out? I give it 12 months.

Only 1 Leeds game selected now they are a tiny fish again, hope that shuts up their total whinging.

Possible captain if Rafa plans to start him next year.

Them win %'s Preston North End (1992) Win 25% Blackpool (1994-96) Win 43% Notts County (1997-99) Win 38.6% Bolton Wanderers (1999-2007) Win 41.2% Newcastle United (2007-08) Win 33.3% Blackburn Rovers (2008-10) Win 35.6% West Ham United (2011-15) Win 37.6% Sunderland (2015-present) Win 29%

Rafa is just playing the media perfectly. Of course we'll sell him, Rafa knows we'll sell him - but he's making it clear that we don't need to and how valuable he is to he club. Therefore, inflating his price.

WHAT? Was impressed by him at the Euros, but money is just ridiculous now. Were you? I thought he was quite poor for most of the Euros.

It may be their first competitive game of the season etc. etc. (or whatever excuse is given) But this just highlights how terrible the standard of football is in Scotland

I'd imagine 32k is slightly more than we had last season, bet we must have had about 30k.

His selfish and egotistical attitude would ruin their team spirit.

Voronin always looked like (and his name sounded like) he should have been in The Lord of The Rings rather than a footballer.

His sister needs shooting, what a fat horrible cretin she is. Desperately trying to cling onto the family moneyboat so she doesnt have to work a day herself. People like her should be hung from the town hall and beaten with sticks.

What has Sissoko ever achieved that Zog didnt? A few good games here and there? As mentioned before, Sissoko's end product is appalling and he has contributed very little to NUFC yet demands this huge move to a CL team - sound familiar? Aye, Schalke and the Milans are huge but not on the level of other clubs, they are both sleeping giants at the moment.

No 'big club' will come in for him, he's dreaming if he thinks he'll end up at a top, top club. Can see him ending up somewhere like Schalke, either Milan or someone like Southampton. He's simply not good enough, any scout worth their salt will know that. His ego is huge for someone with such minimal talent, Charles N'Zobia part 2.

Just in case any of you are worried that we might not come back up, don't worry...

Felt like laughing so I went on Ready To Groom to see how the little club down the road can STILL be jealous and obsessed despite us being in a lower league. Saw this quote and decided I'd had enough of their bollocks for one day.

£5m, it is believed.

Told myself I wasn't going to go to this because Fulham is a dive and I'll struggle to get it off work. As it edges closer and as we assemble a better and better team, it's becoming hard to resist.