Figures 1-0 Football

We are more "in-form" than they are, we have a better squad than they do, we have a much better manager than they do, we have something to play for and they have nowt. How have they come to the conclusion that they are comfortable favourites? Bless them. We should win this by at least 2 goals, but then again this is Newcastle United so we'll probably lose 3-0 and the mackems and Norwich will win.

They've lost their last 3, scoring once and conceding 12 in the process. They look well and truely a team finished for the season. I'd be amazed if sunderland don't beat them. To be fair, their last three were Man City, Liverpool and Tottenham. The mackems are nowhere near the quality of those three, they'll struggle at Stoke and Stoke will see the mackems at home as the perfect game to bounce back.

Why? we cant catch Swansea So they win the title quicker and spurs give up. Don't think it'll make a difference personally, even if Spurs finish 2nd they'd have had a fantastic season and will be coming to SJP with a party and care-free attitude. You could argue, if they were playing under intense pressure to win then we'd have a better chance as they'll be so cagey.

We need to beat Palace and Villa by at least 2 to try and get this goal difference back from the mackems (and hope they lose their next two). Can see this going down to GD personally.

All the empty seats for an FA Cup Final in the posh bits, such a disgrace the way that tickets are allocated. So many die hard Palace/Watford fans sat at home watching this and seeing them empty seats.

If we win on Saturday and neither Norwich or the mackems do; we're out of the bottom 3 and will be 1 or 2 points clear of them both. Definitely not the end of the world, but the mackems worry me playing 4 teams with absolutely nothing to play for.

Need Stoke to beat them next weekend now.

Hope they miss out on the top 4, utter cunts.

The sad realisation that Norwich play Arsenal next. These shit bastards could relegate us by losing both of these games.

Walcott and Welbeck's pace would destroy those bulky bastards the mackems have at the back. But we're sat here watching Giroud amble around like a lamb passing it backwards.

Why does Giroud keep getting in goal scoring positions and then passing it backwards?

Giroud has been absolutely terrible.

f*** off Arm in an unnatural position and he was a good distance from the shot.

How is that not handball? Similar Quinn? Fucking hell

That looked more like handball

It was hit at him from about 1 yard at 40 mph, how was he supposed to move his hand away from it?

That is it, I am leaving!

Bewwwwwwwwwww

Thauvin just scored for Marseille.

Look at all them pink seats...

Starting to come to me how massive this game is for us, even though we're not playing. Come on Arsenal, a 4-0 win here will be sensational.

Sad thing is that nobody could/can do anything about it, it'd be impossible to prove that they've purposely underperformed to lose the game. Wouldn't put it past the sad little bastards at Chelsea, these are the players that downed tools to get rid of Mourinho.

He'd probably do a better job than Saylor to be fair.

Will be interesting when Chelsea throw their match against Leicester and hand them 3 points.

What? Like "You did good, mate." "Yeah, so did you. Well done." Fuck sake.