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Blob is a far better keeper than most people give him credit for, better than most 1st choices in the Prem.

I miss Blackburn away, such a great away day.

Malaga aren't anything special, even without those 3-0 I can see a 2-0 away win.

These can be great or can be absolutely awful. Knowing our luck, they'll be great and we'll be absolutely awful. I don't expect anything from this at all, can see a 3-0 defeat and another performance where we lump it up to a sole striker completely isolated from the rest of his team.

Tossing a coin at anyone is disgraceful like, the small minority that do it are not football fans but little idiots (see video) who should receive lifetime bans.

With the last two both winning (£310 profit from Monaco and £376.67 profit from Madrid), reverting back to putting my trust into Real as they have excellent value today. £300 on Real @ 17/20 £200 on Real @ 11/5

How many times have I said this while watching us this season?

Contracted to wear it so many times a season

£250 on Monaco @ 2/5 £100 on Monaco -1 @ 21/20

0-0 with two injuries. Perfect idea.

From the evidence today, AJ has no leg to stand on Adam Johnson, hang your head in shame lad how would he know, at the point of this interview that the sexual contact accused was her touching him and also that she was accusing him that he was slightly creepy/forceful? He's absolutely walked into that one and if the jury miss it then I'll be amazed. He'll be guilty on all four counts, absolutely - the prosecution will cross examine him next week and hang him out to try on all of this. The best bet for him was the victim messing up, which she did not do at all. Regarding Sunderland... they would 100% not be given any access to any of the evidence, legally the CPS and Police have no position to make the evidence known to his employers whether it is child sex offences or murder. The fact that Johnson admitted most of the offences in his police interview, then lied to Sunderland for 11 months is quite amusing though bet Sunderland feel awesome now like. Fact is he should have been suspended from the day he was charged until the day his trial concludes, there is no argument that he should have been allowed to play. Morally it was very wrong by Sunderland, but the FA can take no action as it doesn't actually break any rules (such is that Ched Evans, Lee Hughes and the Plymouth keeper can continue to play football).

£200 on Real Madrid @ 5/6 £100 on Real Madrid -1 @ 21/10

I think this is a very weak defence from Johnson, exaggerating about money when she is excited and bouncing about meeting up with a footballer is one thing - lying about sexual contact is entirely different. Lets not forget that Johnson lied about the first two charges for over a year, the girl admitted she exaggerated within a couple of weeks.

BT Europe I must be a good minute ahead Aye, you will be - you live closer to Paris then Newcastle.

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy. We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like Why, do you think he'd go down for the two guilty pleas? I'd imagine for grooming and kissing kiddies a suspended sentence and sign the sex offenders register for x amount of years. Although, if he gets found guilty of the other two then I'd see a 2.5 year custodial sentence.

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy.

If Chelsea win the Champions League and either Man Utd or Liverpool win the Europa League - would this affect 1st - 4th qualifying for the Champions League? As both the winners of the Champions League and Europa both qualify now, surely we wouldn't be allowed 6 teams in the Champions League? I cant remember what was done after that time Liverpool won it and stopped Everton from qualifying...

How is it a myth? He was shocking. He didn't have a run in the team, which would possibly have helped - but there is no hiding from the fact that he was very poor in his performances. At no point did I think he looked anywhere near the player we should be signing for 12 million, but I think it's a canny exageration to call his perfomances 'absolutely terrible.' I disagree completely. I do not think you can label it any other than terrible when he has been at fault for some goals conceded and has not contributed to our team in an attacking sense at all other than his debut. We could have played the games without him and we'd probably have been better off. EDIT - I'd just like to add I was pleased when we signed him and hoped he'd be good for us, but I've seen absolutely nothing from him and he's wimped off to Marseille what would have stopped him from staying and fighting for his place?

He looks like he cares, one of a very few in our squad with this trait. Think he's looked alright/quite good so far, especially considering he's not played all season. Think he could show Spurs they were wrong to sell him, I like him and think he's definitely going to do a good job for us.

How is it a myth? He was shocking. He didn't have a run in the team, which would possibly have helped - but there is no hiding from the fact that he was very poor in his performances.

Bet he got w*nked off too, he wouldn't have told you that part

The defence man trying to claim that she's some sort of lying obsessive sex pest. I liked a video of an emu running around with arms drawn onto it the other day, I don't want to shag the emu though.

I couldn't give a toss if our players turned up in women's clothes, as long as they performed on the pitch. I don't necessarily think Thauvin wearing a Dickie bow was the problem, I think his absolutely terrible performances every time he stepped on the pitch (apart from one game against a League 2 side) made people criticise him more. He needs to man up and be able to pick up his performances rather than sulk, if he wants to make it. The bloke has obvious skill but rarely ever shows it and seems to be another player who will only perform when the world is full of flowers and nice smells.

I like Cisse, he's not the classiest or most skilful player but has a good knack of scoring goals. If Cisse was in a team who created more, he'd be recognised as being much better than he is currently rated. People expect too much from strikers these days, what happened to playing 4-4-2 and having two wingers sling balls in the box for two poachers like Cisse to bang in?