Nattfare

Förlåt för att Steve Bruce älskar Emil Krafth.

Thank god we're not in Europe any more! Was gonna say that. He resembles a Stone Age caveman more than he resembles a human.

MOVE MOVE UP UP! Shouts some angry alcoholic during the match... oh wait, that was wor Steve.

It's "Let's play!", but if that doesn't work, he switches over to "Have a go!"

The only response Steve Bruce deserves whenever he opens his gob to spout his shite.

Inspiring instructions. Yes, these exactly the same shouts could be heard when he managed Sunderland.

His angry alcoholic barking during games is grating on my nerves.

He's the Fred Fuchs of football.

Purely Bacon Hoof It Like Dummett

The Bufoon.

The Bruce Menace Attack of the Steves Revenge of the Bacon A New Excuse The Cabbage Strikes Back Return of the Bacon Bruce Awakens The Last Excuse The Rise of Bacon

(No More) Goal(s)

Kill Bruce: Vol. 1

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bacons.

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Stevefellas

Back to the Basics

A Fistful of Excuses

A Sleeve Too Far

Elland Road.

A confirmed rumour has it that it isn't.

He should go back home to his swamp. He's not cut out for the life outside of it.

"Let's play!"

Eh, he's no Jeff Hendrick, like.