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That's a fair point, I should change accordingly. -1 turd for managing to keep Newcastle in the PL. You lot shouldn't expect more from the team, be grateful for his cluelessness. -1 turd for not being Pardew. +1 turd for being a wanker while he tries to pretend that he isn't. I give Bruce a 9/10 turds rating for the season.

-1 turd for managing to keep Newcastle in the PL. You lot shouldn't expect more from the team, be grateful for his cluelessness. -1 turd for not being Pardew. I give Bruce a 8/10 turds rating for the season.

Absolutely, when it comes to looking like a half-ripe tomato in the face, Bruce is unmatched.

For what? Probably didn't allow Bruce to lick his plate clean once.

The fan reactions on the screen put him under pressure, you could feel their rancid Bruce out stench from there.

Best we've played since this match ended.

Proper Geordie legend, this fantastic and brilliant man.

"NO MORE GOALS!" Have a go! Let's play!

"Right lads, thanks to me are leading. Now let's go out in the second half and have a go!"

Done a fantastic and brilliant job though.

He's done an okay job at riding his luck.

Schazaro sounds like a name for a really shitty illusionist.

Making Riviere proud with his finishing.

Aye. The one where he ended up getting lauded for the reaction save in The Championship was horrific. Do you mean the one where he gets tripped by his own team mate, which results in him flying in front of the shot?

Any interview with SB could be summed up with him saying "I'm rather shit at my job."

All of them.

Wonder if it can be arranged for you to get Steve Bruce back too.

Whelp, the useless fucker has cost us even more points now by being injured.

Like a new signing.

They deserve him to be honest. Makes me wish they would always be stuck with hard man Bruce. Just too bad it is the same club I'm caring about.

Feeding on your dry biscuits.

Rightee, Alex. Or Luke, could be him too.

Almiron had his best period under Bruce when he wasn't stuck on the right. Then he got stuck on the right again. Pretty sure Bruce won't have learned anything from that.

It was a game of two brave 4-4-2's. Was lovely to see.

After he's had enough bacon sandwiches and dry biscuits he'll say that he squeezed through the door instead.