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He's a giant among giants this guy. Didn't expect him to be this good, been a huge lift for the defence.

The finish of a true flop that goal.

Where is that graph that says that he is a shit defender now?

Hang on, did he drop his fake Geordie accent for this one?

Not even Howe can improve on useless.

Something tells me that's just how he likes it. His playstyle probably reflects his personality to some degree.

Sounds like a classic Cunt McBruce performance this.

He even makes interruptions now.

"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." Sorry to hear that though, huss. It's an awful experience, especially for a child.

They thought they could counter Schick with Lick.

He's here forever.

Guess we should praise him for finally playing Dúbravka over Darlow, when it is so obvious, aye.

Hope he will brace his back properly now considering that Bruce will expect him to carry the whole team on it.

You mean he wasn't unbearable before?

Clearly he is just another lazy South American, not a proper British hardman (like Shelvey) who puts in 150%, like all true British players are.

Another three years for a player we don't even play.

Funny you would say that...

It's all about the accumulation of shit and kebabs.

Or do anything with a football that doesn't include slide tackling.

Wish I'd get that amount of money as well for just pushing someone over so they get a free-kick.

Roy Keane sounds like how I would imagine a leprechaun to sound like.

Just waiting for Steve Carpetrash to write his next blockbuster crime novel. Where the evil journalist Craig Humper keeps laying down lies and accusations on the fantastic Steve Barnes. Only for Humper to get mysteriously murdered and as the good Samaritan Bruce Barnes is, he will will find the murderer himself and bring him justice. And there will obviously be a traitor in the team too, possibly the murderer.

The only thing I'd ever believe from Edwards is if he admitted that he is nothing but a miserable, bald cunt.

Steve Bruce obviously thought he was Steve Barnes for a moment there. Thinking he can physically assault other players like a poorly written action hero when they call him out on his lack of character.