Nattfare

"It's Rafa's fault that the team is shit because I am a shit manager."

The Chronicle.

He said "He's a good manager" twice in a row, it must be true!

Inspiring hall of shit to choose from.

Was bound to happen. Their team has better education than ours.

I think you have a point with Les Ferdinand. Despite his age he'd probably be more useful and contribute more than the other retired striker we are using at the moment.

Nothing against mimms, but I remain septic. SCEPTIC I mean! That's just my default state about anything regarding Mike Ashley's Newcastle United.

Did poorly on the goal. Every keeper does that at some point. The more shots and crosses you have to deal with, the more likely that there will be mistakes.

Got our backsides kicked, heart wasn't in it, *lick* will pull up our sleeves and call everyone in for training tomorrow. *lick* *lick* Is my guess.

Jimmy Hendrix would be more useful in comparison.

How would you draw a caricature of Maguire? Since he already looks like one.

Pass to St. Maximin, hope he can dribble through their entire defence. Sound tactics.

Looks like a Russian tracksuit mobster who is one vodka shot away from death.

Reminds me of a young Julio Geordio.

Again! Must be starting in the league now! Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he is back on the bench next game. It would be mean on Carroll otherwise.

At this point they must have rolled up their sleeves so far that they are stuck inside their ears.

Nah, he just doesn't like the computer.

Feels like a car crash that keeps starting over.

Like a new signing.

Indeed, he'd only have stayed if he wanted his career to stagnate.

Absolutely shameless I think a ban is in order.

Maybe he might have been more interested in stay if he had been given more match time, Steve. Like more than Nabil Bentaleb for example.

Could also be translated as "Thanks for all the licking." Bruce probably licks his lips so often because he is desperate to taste the taste of Ashley's arsehole on them.