Nattfare

Looks like a Russian tracksuit mobster who is one vodka shot away from death.

Reminds me of a young Julio Geordio.

Again! Must be starting in the league now! Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he is back on the bench next game. It would be mean on Carroll otherwise.

At this point they must have rolled up their sleeves so far that they are stuck inside their ears.

Nah, he just doesn't like the computer.

Feels like a car crash that keeps starting over.

Like a new signing.

Indeed, he'd only have stayed if he wanted his career to stagnate.

Absolutely shameless I think a ban is in order.

Maybe he might have been more interested in stay if he had been given more match time, Steve. Like more than Nabil Bentaleb for example.

Could also be translated as "Thanks for all the licking." Bruce probably licks his lips so often because he is desperate to taste the taste of Ashley's arsehole on them.

I'm sure Luke Edwards didn't watch the game. Had to write a summary article for the PL. He will be delighted for his mate Bruce having come on and scored so early.

But those injuries! We scored too early too. It forced us to play more defensively to defend our lead against the champions B-team. Otherwise we would have played Bruce's signature free-flowing attacking football.

Such a pity for Bruce. Made it to the final, but couldn't win the Rafa trophy.

Not really sure what Dubs did wrong there like? If anything I think Fernandez tricks him when he dodges just before he was about to head it.

Aye, expecting people who are actually competent at their jobs is demanding too much.

How dares he say such a thing about the fantastic and amazing Agatha Christie of football?

They didn't, they all left early.

Could have won the Rafa Cup for Bruce if he hadn't missed.

Nice little shot on the serial lip-licker there.

Kinnear will come back after Bruce and take credit for signing Lamborghini, St. Maximillian, Dubstepman, Aminelayer and Hayden Christensen.

He also loved a ‘trust me’ Anyone ever says that, immediately never trust them. Carver always said "Listen" and "Let me tell you" a lot.