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Loves his right backs, does Bruce.

He and all the others must be living in an alternate universe.

Gayle isn't even very quick any more after all the injuries he's had.

Is it Bruce who sounds like an angry alcoholic during matches? I think it is him at least. Quite the contrast to how he sounds in interviews.

Only on here would a dramatic 2-2 cause such a rift in reactions. Mike Ashley is the master of dissonance. At the same time I'm struggling to feel any strong emotions no matter which way a match goes. I just want Ashley gone and that someone who cares takes over.

Oh, look. Almiron did something good when his only option isn't cutting inside.

I hope this was on purpose because it’s entirely accurate Limp penis.

Probably beat the kids up for not kicking it longer.

What do you mean? Kinnear had become manager of the year 500 times by then, won the Premier League with Shrewsbury, uncovered Both Ronaldo's, saved Queen Elizabeth from having to abdicate due to a false archbishop and he invented the free-kick spray. He was perfect for the role to do his next heroic thing.

In the Bruceverse he should because he is a tall lad.

Why has he not been switched to the left for a bit, ever? Makes no sense. Because Bruce is a clueless idiot.

Some team.

I agree. Almirón doesn't seem suitable at all for playing on the right. His directness and technique doesn't work for a position where he has to stop and switch the ball over to his left foot or use his much weaker right foot.

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Is James an anime character?

You must have felt a bit embarrassed on behalf of your friend then.

He really does say "Back to basics" a lot. Or "Get the basics right."

That is an incredible comment from Bruce. Tactics is nonsense in football, whatever will he think of next? I'll look forward to his next interview with big expectations.

Love for the club is measured on how long your posts are?

He should be aware of that there is a mirror over the bathroom tap.

Bruce made his bed when he took this job. Even ignoring Shearer's advice to not take it. Wonder how long he will last though and how long it will take before he has a weeping Pardew moment. He is as Ashley's Newcastle signing as it gets. He will do everything they tell him to do as this is his last chance to have a stint at this level. A level we all know he is nowhere near as the game has moved on and he remains in the same state as last time he was in the Premier League. Ashley most likely won't sell for as long as the club is in the PL... and Bruce is the man to take them down. I had no expectations on him, but I'm amazed over how bad he has been already. I'm even a bit impressed with him over how fast the team has become so bad under him.

It's a loss, so what? The fans had a good time out and the players are having fun in training. It's all good.