Nattfare

Wonder what Shefki Kuqi is up to these days. Maybe he'd fancy coming out of retirement to sign as a free agent.

This thread has given me Chlamydia.

He needs to spin the plates for them for a bit. They don't spin themselves, you know.

We are officially monitoring players again. Good times.

We want to get Friday? Makes sense since Bruce hates the weekends.

He looked lively and got himself involved in the first half. Also much quicker than Gayle. Completely vanished in the second half.

-------It is what it is.

Jerks

That clearly shows the defensive organisation has gone and a bad turn of form is around the corner. Combine that with a team that can't score then its soon going to blow up in Bruce's face. Risky and attractive front-foot football, innit?

It is what it is.

Proper tactical masterclass from our genius Geordie hardman when we needed to change the match. Confused everyone and our players. I'm more and more convinced that he's pulling out tactics from a hat (or his arse) when he's making substitutions.

And John Carver.

Probably wasn't. Apologies to anyone who got upset.

Of course it was.

Unfortunately Muto wasn't even on the bench. Why do that when you can have two right wing backs on there. Bruce doesn't trust the chinks in our team, they might be Rafa spies.

Loves his right backs, does Bruce.

He and all the others must be living in an alternate universe.

Gayle isn't even very quick any more after all the injuries he's had.

Is it Bruce who sounds like an angry alcoholic during matches? I think it is him at least. Quite the contrast to how he sounds in interviews.

Only on here would a dramatic 2-2 cause such a rift in reactions. Mike Ashley is the master of dissonance. At the same time I'm struggling to feel any strong emotions no matter which way a match goes. I just want Ashley gone and that someone who cares takes over.

Oh, look. Almiron did something good when his only option isn't cutting inside.

I hope this was on purpose because it’s entirely accurate Limp penis.

Probably beat the kids up for not kicking it longer.