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The is this billionaire who is skint and will/wont end up buying us. Khaled http://i67.tinypic.com/wvodhv.png Vs Khalid who has a rather evil looking eyebrow and most definitely will not be buying us. http://i65.tinypic.com/1t33va.jpg

They might of mixed it up with the managing director of the Bin Zayed group. Midhat Kidwai claims to have went there and has a cockney accent. Interview is on youtube They have mixed him up with Sheikh Khalid bin Zayed Al Nahyan who went to kings college. Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nahyan is supposedly our guy.. 2 totally different people.

Was his name Sheikh 'n' Stevens?

It's probably been purposely leaked by Bishop to force Rafa to sign a contract with the same constraints or leave. If true, Id half expect this takeover to fall away well before the end of June.

According to @waeljabir yes. That website can't be real, it's absolute shite. That website killed it for me. "pioneer extraordinaire" my arse, that Claude bloke on the apprentice would tear that nonsense apart. You can knock that up on Wix in 20 mins.. if that. In fact Id go as far to say that website is fake as shit.

This what I want.. Plant the seeds and watch it grow.

Also double edged for Benitez as well.. they will want returns and football is a dog eat dog business.. but he has been there and done it.

If he buys new training facilities, renovates SJP and gives Rafa everything he needs to grow the club.. I'll be buzzing.

I was just on Man U forum RedCafe watching ManU fans worry they might lose their 6th place and saw this message. "People should stop comparing this to Qatar's and Abdu Dhabi's takeover of PSG and City. AFAIK Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, who's about to buy Newcastle, isn't part of the inner circle of the ruling family in Abu Dhabi, he's just a cousin of Mohammad Bin Zayed Al Nahyan (crown price of Abu Dhabi) and his brother Mansour. In plain terms, City and PSG were bought by the governments of Abu Dhabi and Qatar, while Newcastle is close to being sold to a Dubai-based businessman who happens to be a cousin of City owners. This shouldn't make Newcastle as rich as City or PSG, but it's still great news for Newcastle and their fans." I half hope its true.. i dont want us becoming Citeh 2.0

On transfers Rafa Benitez said he wants to things quickly and the right way.. meanwhile Ashley delays things yet again and stops us from doing anything. Rafa might still sign.. but Ashley has took the piss again.

A young English, 2 footed passing centre midfielder with a decent long distance shot on him.. we'd be mental to sell him.

I think it just applies to attackers and whoever tries to seek an advanage from it. "Goals will be disallowed if the ball accidentally strikes a player's hand in the build-up." "A free-kick will also be awarded outside of the penalty box if a player has accidentally created an advantage by handling the ball."

Some rule changes to League as well. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/premier-league-rule-changes-next-16298032 Handballs The IFAB has clarified the situation in regards to handball decisions ahead of next season. Goals will be disallowed if the ball accidentally strikes a player's hand in the build-up. A free-kick will also be awarded outside of the penalty box if a player has accidentally created an advantage by handling the ball. Drop balls The IFAB has also had its say on drop balls and is aiming to get rid of 'manufactured' restarts. "The current dropped ball procedure often leads to a ‘manufactured’ restart which is ‘exploited’ unfairly or an aggressive confrontation," the IFAB explained. "Returning the ball to the team that last played it restores what was ‘lost’ when play was stopped, except in the penalty area where it is simpler to return the ball to the goalkeeper. "To prevent that team gaining an unfair advantage, all players of both teams, except the player receiving the ball, must be at least 4m (4.5 yds) away." Substitutions Another rule which has been introduced for next season sees some major alterations to substitutions. Now players will have to leave the pitch at the nearest point rather than walk slowly across the field late in games and waste time. Freekicks Attacking teams will no longer be allowed to have a player in the defensive wall for a free-kick. When there is a wall of at least three players, those on the attacking team are not allowed to stand within one metre of the wall. "There is no legitimate tactical justification for attackers to be in the ‘wall’ and their presence is against the ‘spirit of the game’ and often damages the image of the game," an IFAB statement explained. Penalty kicks This has certainly been overdue with goalkeepers taking advantage on penalty situations for a while now. But from next season they will have to have one foot on the line. Not only must keepers be touching the line, they will not be allowed to touch the goalposts before the ball is kicked. Cards for coaches Premier League referees will now be able to show them a yellow card or a red card in the same way they do with players on the pitch.

If its about Ben Dawson.. he was already scheduled to move from U23s coach to a new technical role at the club.

While Im highly sceptical of anything that Mike Ashley does, says or even hints at, I was thinking the other day that after our performance against Liverpool infront of a worldwide audience on TV and the fact there are all English clubs in both Champions League and Europa finals it could well drum up a bit of interest in us. There is no better time to buy an English club, it might as well be us.

Diame's definitely leaving isn't he? We've deliberately stopped him reaching 25 starts this season so as not to trigger an automatic contract extension That just means we can now offer him a new lower payed contract (if he wants to sign it), rather than him getting the same terms he is on now automatically or what the next person up said Theres no way we could possibly let Diame, Hayden and Shelvey leave.

After Ki and Longstaff we dont have much going on in CM Hayden's been good but wants to be sold Shelvey needs to be sold Diame not good enough, but will probably be retained as we're never going to buy 3 CM's Pass back Jack should be offski's Going to be a big problem for Tim Sherwood

Mike Dean was the fourth official for the Everton game on Saturday

Will say it again, it's because of how left sided they both are. Ritchie's body shape is always wrong for the pass Almiron needs with the runs he makes. While I do think there is an element of Ritchie thinking he is the senior player and trying to dictate play a bit, I did think this while watching him today. Its almost like Ritchie naturally turns readying for the cross and so it cuts out the angle up the wing, its probably habit and not used to having someone in front of him. If he wants to stay in the team though he needs to make himself an important yet unappreciated cog in the machine.

When players go off the boil they narve get slaughtered mind. I think Ritchie is playing like someone worried they are past their sell by date. He needs to realise his limitations and concentrate on helping get the best out of Almiron while at LWB. It will show him in better light, while benefiting the team.

Decent starting 11 Muto not on the bench, instead it's Joselu. Obviously Benitez thinks he can do a job, but he offers fuck all.

Benitez needs to leave for his own sake. He is absolutely wasting his time under Mike Ashley and if we're not willing to go the extra mile to get rid of the cunt, then I dont see why Benitez should waste the twilight of his career on us.

Seems to get ignored a lot when wanting the return pass, saw Ritchie a few times check his run and then pass it backwards.

The only way this could remotely happen would be if we sold someone like Lascalles for a ridiculous price and even then I wouldn't believe it.