Shelveys Hair

All coms are down.. I repeat all coms are down

1-0 Anita.. from 20 yds apparently

Perez again

Hanley looks like he needs a bit of a trim, his chin is like my nut sack.

Can't see there have being sell on clause and never heard of one either - don't know where that has come from? It's supposedly nearly 5 million Euros

The best thing about Shelvey is his long range passing which Im not sure suits Rafa. Everything Iv read on Benitez says he likes to keep it a simple shorter passing game, which means Shelvey will need to add another string to his bow.

He's turned it off the git

Brilliant, so much better It says its ended at the bottom

Tampax

Not too sure about Hanley, (would have preferred Caulker) but Rafa knows best and Im sure he can make him a better player.

6-0 Gini

Seriously? Yes

5-0 Aarons Aarons has went of with a knock.. Dummett on

4-0

Gayle 3-0

Pelanty!

Ritchie with a beauty apparently

Seem to be duds on youtube

Think Howard Gayle could have been a regular to Amsterdam's red light district? http://i65.tinypic.com/16a6r6g.png

Not arsed if he's gone, decent player but we need to rebuild. Id expect Janmaat, Sissoko, Wijnaldum and possibly Shelvey leaving next but if we build a steady side for the championship then we have a decent manager to keep on building if we get promoted.

Bogs and Jegs first go

Non story really.. Deschamps fell out with Ben Arfa while both at Marseille and as for Benzema being left out, he is being investigated as an accessory to blackmail. Or maybe he just doesnt like people with Ben in their name.

Smug Bastard on paddy power https://t.co/6Gc8ETCX6z

This lad will fire us back to the Prem, top scorer next season ...and then probably get sold to Liverpool for £35 million

I wonder if the Villa fans are planning to blow their stadium up, some fans planning a protest said: "Then there is #InTheAirOn74, a mass release of energy on the 74th minute. The details of which will become clear over the coming week. Watch this space."