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3rd places: Group A: Albania 3 pts -2 GD Group C: Northern Ireland 3 pts 0 GD Group D: Turkey 3 pts -1 GD It's getting exciting!

Shows how important it was to win our group. Would really fancy England to get through the 'Wales' half of the draw.

Finishing second looks to have put us in a much tougher half of the draw. Thus far we've got: Germany v ? Italy v Spain France v ? England v ? (Portugal, Hungary or Iceland). Looks like more big hitters to get past than in the Wales half: Switzerland v Poland Croatia v ? Wales v ? (Portugal, Hungary or Iceland) v (Belgium, Sweden or Ireland).

Congra-du-lashings boyos! Saturday 5pm in Paris (Parc des Princes)vs Albania, or probably Norn Iron (would be a cracking occasion), or Croatia/Czech Republic.

BBC stats: 29 shots vs 4 shots. Score 0-0. 19 shots vs 12 shots. Score 3-0.

Had a relationship with a lass from Coimbra, Olive-skinned brown-eyed blonde, ass to die for. Smoking hot, but mad as a box of frogs. Edit: that's the one. Ta.

I think Wilshere been fucking shite, cowardly side and back passes. What an opportunity for him. Fucking grow a pair.

:lol:

Note to self: Budapest suddenly seems worth a visit.

In order: Pre-op... Primary School Teacher Look like they're fun girls! Looks like she's touting for business.

Can't concentrate on work this pm. I'm surprised by how hooked-in I am by Eng-la-land and this tournament. Oh, and the Republic of course, to be sure, to be sure...

You captured the negative consequences of playing Rooney really well, IMO. How come the 'professional' opinion/ commentary is so universally positive? Genuinely puzzled why nobody is drawing attention to lack of energy.

I turned on the Switzerland v France game late, and mistook Danny Murphy (commentating) for Ron Atkinson! I said to 'she who knows best(SWKB)': "It'll be awkward if he bumps into Marcel Desailly". SWKB, who doesn't even like football, but occasionally likes to show willing, pipes up with "Who is he and what's Danny 'Murray' ever done to him?"

sbnufc, you deserve an award for your uncovering of top Euro totty Life enhancing levels of beauty, man. (...suspect that makes me a tad of a sad case...). Bet you have an interesting Internet search history!

Sterling's profligate performance is no surprise, but I feel like I've put the Geordie hex on Ronaldo.

Did yee caall Leonard's lass a she-male? Good job he didn't caall his pint a puff...

Ahh well... the feelings of optimism and joy didn't sit well anyway. Our hearts may be like the mountains of Donegal, but our capacity for despair is bigger than Lough Neagh. We'll contemplate over a whiskey and be back at our buoyant best for the Italians.

Just seen the Croatia Czech Rep game! 'Kin hell it reminded me of a running street battle/banger-fest one Bona Neet in Bensham! When somebody upped the ante and lobbed in some thunder flashes their brother had knicked from the TA. Good to know the stadia security checks are thorough, btw...

I like how out of place it is. Also a fan of succulent. I also like these terms in football, it just gives a creepy edge to otherwise dull commentary. "Gorgeous strike" "Succulent through ball there" "That tackle was erotic" "A big juicy right hand from the keeper there. So sexy in the replay" etc WTF? I'm now thinking you have a roundabout sized satellite dish and have been watching some kind of obscure porn-footy fusion channel! Babestation does the Euros...

Raheem Sterling. Runs like a girl (a fast one). Productive as teats on a bull.

Can anybody confirm the origins of the 'Don't take me home' song. I first heard it of it with NUFC at a Swansea (I think) away match. Is it ours?

Can anybody confirm the origins of the 'Don't take me home' song. Is it ours??

well said man. Haven't got my head around the four third place qualifiers, but even if Wales lose to Russia, if England beat Slovakia would Wales not have a good chance of going through on three points?

Always liked Aaron Hughes; lovely to see him still turning-out for the Ulstermen.

Not Euro2016. They're actually competitors from Brittany's Annual Synchronished Butterly Miming Contest. Both from Brest; made right tits of themselves... apparently.