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I'm actually in love with the man tbh the feeling I get in my stomach when I see things like this, or hear him talk I know it sounds gay as f*** but I actually love the man... I'm 22 years of age and for the first time since a daft Euro 04 poster, I've stuck a poster up in my wall (the one of him free with the programme on the last game of the season) and even when I was a kid I had very few posters up in my wall cus I thought they were cringey as f***... But he changes it i would genuinely let the man sleep with my girlfriend (don't think she'd be too keen though) genuinely the most excited I've been about a season since the summer of 07 and it's all down to that man I f***ing love him !!!!! I'm down with the gay love and the swinging. But a poster on your wall? That's too far, FFS. Sat in a Turkish theatre -- long story & at a boring bit -- read this and laughed out loud, in a very noticeable and noticed way. Nice one + curse and blessing of decent wifi!

Here's hoping it's not us; on both counts.

This. Plus Rooney should surely be playing for Ireland. He'd be seen as a handsome hunk of a man in Connemara, so he would; whether his 'cottage' was thatched or not.

Shola loved the club. Flawed argument. Take your point, it's not (solely or even mainly) about commitment/loving the club. That said, I don't read the statement as an argument/ case for that. I see it as more of a plea, which I share: we want players who are committed and seem to care. At least, I know that I do.

Another win for the English... A Man Yoo player scoring, traitor that he is! They're all Oirish you know. Ah well it's a nice, soft night, so I think I'll go and find some comrades and talk a little treason. ☘

This. Well said.

HAHAHAHAH unlucky VI. Unlucky is it? May The Little People give all your women freckles and tempers! ?

Welcome to the Belgian massive. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160530/68746ea253424a1de6eae445240c579f.jpg Noemie Happart ftw Chips, beer and chocolate a three course Belgian feast. Tho' Oi'd like to sample that trio of Flemish fillies, to be sure, so oi would.

Wonder how Lascelles and Darlow will feel returning to the Championship? Bet they get some 'getting above yourselves' type stick at Forest.

Squad needs more Kevin Mbabu. Soz lads, Kev's now a Geordie boy on the piss Swiss. Please God, so he is.

I don't have a strong view on most of the players staying or going to be honest. With a few exceptions, for me, everyone has a 'pass' in the new Rafa era. Exceptions for me are all non-playing high earners, plus Cisse and Coloccini. The "C's" because to a lot of people it was obvious preseason that they were done, but we couldn't get rid/they're set on collecting what they can. If we had replaced them with hungry comparable wage earners in their prime, I suspect we would have collected enough points to stay-up. Sometimes small differences have a profound impact. If anyone else doesn't want to be here, then I don't want them; regardless of their (recently hidden) talent or potential. Basically don't give a fuck about anyone who doesn't give a fuck about us.

Don't go messing with the fates... Us Orish (ahem...) have an abiding sense of tragedy which will sustain us through any temporary periods of joy (Yeats--ish). Looking forward to a purple patch or two and then crushing disappointment (the black and white undertones of the green army!)

That just looks wrong, to be sure so it does.? Edit: with the Poland branding I mean... It's not right at all, at all.

Sack of bags? Bag of sacks? Ejaculate of cocks? I don't know... but I do know it's a smear of Wonga.

Another Oiland is it? A hundred thousand welcomes to ye Jill. The more the merrier. Patronising Ireland-related quotes of Summer no. 3: "Woman of the house, where's me tay!?!"

Were people, as in those people, booing Townsend? I would be embarrassed if the same happen at SJP. No more England matches at the Palladium of shite: they evidently haven't got their head around this nationalistic malarkey.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BRAND NEW RED TROUSERS Yup. They is foxy.

Maidin mhaith. Top o' the mornin' t' ye!

Great work Kaizero! The table looks lovely The points and GD come from our weekly group guess (average goals for vs goals against, turned into a result). It's quite funny looking at the bottom of the table, think there was a bit of wishful thinking going on with the results for the other relegation candidates. South Cheshire Toon's relentless positivity, on its own, no doubt significantly boosted NUFC up the table!

Me too.

San Miguel is from the Philippines btw If this is true, San Miguel being Spanish is a common misconception. Get to fuck. I was downing it by the crate in Marbella & San Antonio in lads holidays through the mid 80s. As Spanish as NBA is Geordie; wherever it is brewed. "Dos Cervesa por favour... Ci ci San Miguel!!" Here's to Rafa! We're honoured to have to Senor.

that girl moving away looks like she's wearing 'eagle' feathers; maybe one of their cheerleaders avoiding the likely frottage/thrust of a mars bar sized package into her nether regions

Convenient that next Gini thread title will only need one letter removed from this one. Every cloud...

Just when you think you will 'titter' no more...this one just keeps getting better! Brilliant idea