Altamullan

Wiggles like a snake?

Nice

Whoop! Whoop! Bimpy where's that lad, with the Cider, live?

Suspect they’d take £22-25m. Still too rich for us, plus he is probably on a huge salary, he’ll no doubt want to retain.

This guy hasn't been bought, and wont be bought. Ok, Miss Brodie. We have paid money for this guy, and I believe he will get a game/chance to secure the position and fairly sharpish.

This guy has been bought to play.

Saivet, Aarons (fare well kidda), Mitrovic, Woodman, Sterry? Colback? Offski. Kenedy, Dubravak, Striker (Slimani, some unheard of ne’er-do-well?) in. Plus a nice surprise no.10 for s***s and kicks?? (Would mean a forward being sold, possibly Gayle).

Local Leicester paper adamant that Slimani only available for sale to PL teams. Unclear how ITK they are. Think they paid (are in process of paying) £29m for him.

Daily Mail are fairly certain that we have signed Dubravka. New thread?

I know, not even a frigging striker! Just who does think he is? The politically named, non-nephew of a goal scoring machine.

You're thinking of David Icke. Here's Knighton who tried to buy Manure (think for about £30m or so!)

The whole Walter Mitty angle to discredit her is really transparent and frankly poor. (Love the Michael Knighton ref though! Wonder if she's any good at keepy-uppy?)

The lucky 13.5. Any minute.... Ish... perhaps not.

More like: "Newcastle United transfer rumours, mainly just bowking by the press."

While you were basking in the glory of knowing things could be worse Ashley has only gone and sold one of our best players. Thought you might want to know before you start your zen like snooze That’s me a) contemplating the river; b) still relatively zen; c) calling you a wanker. You choose! http://bpc.h-cdn.co/assets/17/03/980x490/gallery-1484856577-meditation-mindfulness-apps.gif

Fantacist: he’d never still be running at the final whistle.

Aaahhhh. Well RTG was a deeply, deeply cleansing experience. Happy to report, that it really could be worse. Like, really. And in lots of ways, worse. Bad. Stinking. Gnaw your own hand off to escape kinda bad. Reet, off for a zen like snooze.

I’m off to the dark place of RTG; need cheering-up.

This could be 4 league wins, 3 draws and one loss for Carvalhal. Fantastic turnaround for Swansea.

Ditto. Bugger!

Didn’t realise Hull were down with the dead men at the bottom of the table as well!

Marcos Llorente on loan. Shelvey to Laan-din cloob, Mitro to anywhere that’ll pay a fee, Saivet away for money too. (Still responding to Dave’s invitation to speculate btw).

Thought they'd said no strikers would be leaving? Plus Mahrez putting in a transfer request makes it more unlikely they'd allow attacking players to leave. Pure Chronicle-like speculation,but... http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/could-islam-slimani-go-transfer-1138575

Slimani £22-25m

Beckiamis? Works for me.