Bimpy474

Depends on which way were kicking. Lol, it doesn't though. Mainly down the left at Bournemouth whenever I saw them but he can plays equally well down both flanks, although I have a feeling Rafa is going to put him on the right for some reason.

FFS

Depends on which way were kicking.

Is this serious? LOL what an awful post. It's from my perspective as a Newcastle fan, obviously being a Palace fan yourself you may view differently. You can only understand things from your own perspective? He's a mercenary cunt because he's joined a fairly established PL club? Out of all our signings in recent years few seem to genuinely work as hard and understand what this club is about then Townsend. I believe he joined us in the first place as he felt we should be able to stay up, he could get back into the England squad and we would be a fantastic club for him going forward. We've been relegated. He's in the prime of his career. He did his best to keep us here. He deserves to play in the PL this season. Comments like yours feed into this notion that football fans but especially Newcastle fans are fickle. If a good player leaves to play at a higher level or for a bigger club = mercenary cunt. Grow up mate. He's a feckless little shit who repaid our adulation and support by pissing off at the first opportunity. That too after we gave him a chance to rebuild his dead in the water England career. No wonder Pochettino turfed him out of Spurs the snidey little cunt. Yeah actually, fuck him.

FFS I can't look at instagram at work.

Personally I just think it's nice to have GK in green again.

We've lost him because of the clause, we might have lost him anyways but it would have for a price we would have all felt was decent. As I think might be the case in Sissoko and Gini. I'm not overly bitter with him, as you can give Andros credit for is trying his hardest to keep us up, unlike some others.

Amazingly it seems shithouse British managers and their bullshit excuses about Hatem were wrong.

Aye, I noticed that and actually thought exactly the same. Mental how many things from the club have got better since Rafa arrived Does the kit ever get brought up in those fans forum things? Don't think I've ever seen it mentioned, but people from the club must know fans were unhappy with the back of the shirts especially. Also other fans from clubs with Puma kits done in the same way, as most kits are from templates used for multiple teams must have complained too. Whatever it is, it's a pleasant surprise. Like you say, since Rafa has arrived things have been amazing compared to the last ten years or so.

They've made a point of mentioning that the stripes are on the back as well as front on the official site. Are they actually listening to us now ? Nah...

What a prat, got to change my puter background now

In what sense surprised ? If Rafa wants a large squad he would certainly cover us for league cup games and would provide knowledge to younger players whilst also been an option that will rarely be touched on the bench. Having said all the I dont think he'll sign. Isn't he a lifelong Newcastle fan as well? Apparently he got bought an Newcastle shirt for his 18th or so birthday as he loved Big Al, that's it really.

We're actually signing players before we sell

Yes he is, and he scores some fecking thunder bastards from a million yards out. Yards !!! hahaha fuck you EU and your metres.

I keep saying this in the style of Ron Manager from The Fast Show.

They paid £6m for him and his premier league record is 15 goals in 27 starts! Aye but fuckface prefers a big hoofer up top who scores fuck all. The genius that he is. Good for us for Gayle though.

I like Gayle, cheeky little scamp will score bucket loads in the Championship.

I wouldn't want the bag of shit anywhere near the England job. Don't want him anywhere near oxygen frankly.

Why do the English wags always look like they've used Homer's make up shotgun, with it turned up to whore.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-announces-youth-cup-11531215 What a bloke

That was me, the football Real Sociedad played under him was brilliant.

Don't think Bournemouth would sell him. And don't think he'd drop a league. If that's true it would good test of just how much Rafa and Newcastle attract players, dropping down a league because you believe it would be a better move long term.

Unbelieveable cross ? fuck me it wasn't like it was threaded through five players. It was a decent cross put into a good area. They're talking like it's a one in a million ball ffs.

Don't see any indication why he's better than what we have though, it certainly isn't his goal record. I'm not against it, but i imagine if you are to sign a striker it's for someone whose more of a guaranteed goalscorer not another promising, young but raw talent to go with Perez, Mitrovic and Armstrong. He's quite quick though isn't he? Pace is something we definitely lack up front and if we're going for a striker, one who can motor a bit would be a good addition to the squad. Different to what we have for sure. Definitely Pacey but good in the air despite his height. He's the mobile type of striker that Rafa loves up top.

I fucking hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this fucking orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us. sounds better than our current defenders tbh I'd rather have an orc than the feckin pixie that's supposed to be our captain. Ugly and no nonsense is what we've craved for ages, not sure Hanley's the one mind given the glowing praise above