Bimpy474

We're actually signing players before we sell

Yes he is, and he scores some fecking thunder bastards from a million yards out. Yards !!! hahaha fuck you EU and your metres.

I keep saying this in the style of Ron Manager from The Fast Show.

They paid £6m for him and his premier league record is 15 goals in 27 starts! Aye but fuckface prefers a big hoofer up top who scores fuck all. The genius that he is. Good for us for Gayle though.

I like Gayle, cheeky little scamp will score bucket loads in the Championship.

I wouldn't want the bag of shit anywhere near the England job. Don't want him anywhere near oxygen frankly.

Why do the English wags always look like they've used Homer's make up shotgun, with it turned up to whore.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-announces-youth-cup-11531215 What a bloke

That was me, the football Real Sociedad played under him was brilliant.

Don't think Bournemouth would sell him. And don't think he'd drop a league. If that's true it would good test of just how much Rafa and Newcastle attract players, dropping down a league because you believe it would be a better move long term.

Unbelieveable cross ? fuck me it wasn't like it was threaded through five players. It was a decent cross put into a good area. They're talking like it's a one in a million ball ffs.

Don't see any indication why he's better than what we have though, it certainly isn't his goal record. I'm not against it, but i imagine if you are to sign a striker it's for someone whose more of a guaranteed goalscorer not another promising, young but raw talent to go with Perez, Mitrovic and Armstrong. He's quite quick though isn't he? Pace is something we definitely lack up front and if we're going for a striker, one who can motor a bit would be a good addition to the squad. Different to what we have for sure. Definitely Pacey but good in the air despite his height. He's the mobile type of striker that Rafa loves up top.

I fucking hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this fucking orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us. sounds better than our current defenders tbh I'd rather have an orc than the feckin pixie that's supposed to be our captain. Ugly and no nonsense is what we've craved for ages, not sure Hanley's the one mind given the glowing praise above

Tbf Gini did all of his stats in like 3 games and played hide and seek in the rest.

Are you THE Bimpy? Of course I am. How very dare you Good stuff You were away for so long so i thought that your wife had swallowed you alive. <a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=11283"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/stop-it.gif"></a>

Which i'm finding rather nice. It's so good to look forward to things like this again with some excitement, knowing players will coming for the manager, the club and the future success it might bring. Not just as a stepping stone for a club that looks to finish 10th-17th, funnily enough that's the weird part, enjoying it.

I never knew if you let all the air out of fat Sam's head he'd look like Phil Brown.

Are you THE Bimpy? Of course I am. How very dare you

I think I love Rafa...

I'll take a no nonsense defender instead of the stupid haired ponce who wants go home every fecking other month. Hanley, he's alright. Give me Lewis Dunk if thats the case. Aye i agree with that. I think we have missed the boat with that one as Premier League clubs are often him. You might be right unfortunately.

I'll take a no nonsense defender instead of the stupid haired ponce who wants go home every fecking other month. Hanley, he's alright. Give me Lewis Dunk if thats the case. Aye i agree with that.

I'll take a no nonsense defender instead of the stupid haired ponce who wants go home every fecking other month. Hanley, he's alright.

It is but it's the explosion of money in our game. As daft as that price is the money Leicester have/will be getting means it's just a dent in their transfer budget/finances.

I actually cheered that goal, not normally bothered when England score. Walker was our best player, well going forward.