HaydnNUFC

Been in my head rent free all day today, that bloke. Was definitely a new guy wasn't it? Absolutely shit, played the PL theme from 2013-2016 for the pre match handshakes (it should've been this), tried announcing a sub during the penalty which didn't actually take place until well after that phase of play stopped and flicked through tunes that were played post match when Benitez was here like La Bamba. Must've found an auld CD.

A professional 0-2. They've lost their last 3 home games, scoring once and conceding 9. Should be targeting the 3 points. And they play on Wednesday.

Thought he did well yesterday. No matter how he performs he pulls out 2 defenders to him creating space for others, offering us more in attack. Especially against a side that sits deep, though he's at his best when on the break.

What formation were we playing when we brought Alex on? Swear it was like 4-3-3 but with Isak as the attacking midfielder in the midfield 3. Funny as fuck. Fuck off Fulham. Victoria sponge scranning cottage botherers.

Was there a new announcer at the ground? Swear he played the wrong PL anthem for the handshakes.

Sat fucking creased in the Forth at this https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11236575/crystal-palace-1-1-newcastle-luka-milivojevic-penalty-cancels-out-mohamed-diame-goal https://youtu.be/mPcEz_oCORw

Have my ankle pls rei

Still out in the town for a few sensible ones. Deserved the win on the balance of play but the pen malarkey never seen owt like that in me life. Isak winner, inject it in me fucking veins. Hope Bruno's sound. Onto Palace.

I lost the fucking plot. Was definitely in a different row by the end of the celebrations. Fucking beautiful king that he is.

Gordon I think

Ivan Toney was the last player to score against us at SJP, which was a pen (shock). Only Man City and Bournemouth have scored against us from open play at SJP this season, twice and once respectively. We only conceded 5 league goals at SJP from open play in the whole of 2022; 1 v Watford in January. 1 v Liverpool in April. 2 v Manchester City in August. 1 v Bournemouth in September.

To play the Evertonian advocate, 3 individual bedsheets don't reflect their entire fanbase. Fairly sure @1878 explained that before the results began to turn dreadful there wasn't any animosity inside Goodison Park towards Benitez, despite it being an appointment that was never going to work. And the 'fans expect the best banner', I believe that's play on their motto which is on their crest? Nil Stasis Nisi Optimum translates to 'Nothing But The Best' I think? May be wrong like.

Me sat in the Bodega at 1pm after having read the team news that he's dropped Joelinton over the drink driving thing but has started Murphy in his place on the left over ASM.

Blonde Bruno as well. Fulham are finished.

Really meh about Everton personally but this Twitter Space I'm in is a fantastic listen. https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1kvJpmpyylmxE?s=20

Toney stat padding with pens again?

Watched the Brighton game on a dodgy stream. Tried the first 10 minutes of this game but resorted to doing uni work. Turgid.

True. Can't help but still giggle at when commentators talk about our games coming up on Sky like "Newcastle with the chance to make up ground on Manchester City and Manchester United when they host Fulham" though

What in the name of quota filler is this game on Sky for?

Now that Gerrard is gone and Lampard is finished, the PFM era is finally over. Alhamdulillah.

Evertonians I've met have been sound. Am still good mates with a couple from my undergraduate degree who were up for the game at SJP on October. I find also that loads of our lot on social media pile into their fan accounts talking about their predicament or news about them. I totally get schadenfreude but it's almost every time. May have been the other way round when they were half decent and we were suffering from Ashleyfication but I can't remember. Or care tbh.

How fucked will Everton be financially if they go down? How are they paying for the stadium?

Some finish that like