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Nelson as our main RW signing would be incredibly underwhelming. Really think we can do better. Thankfully the source for it appears rubbish.

4 goals and 7 assists in 35 appearances/1,557 minutes.

Got one. Decent availability in the Milburn and Leazes. Fucking 81 quid for a seat in the Platinum Club. Outrageous. Helps PSR, though.

What I'd give for this unfunny, boring fucking cuck to be gone from this earth. (The sloth looking cunt on Twitter, not Fak)

As much as I wish this was the case, that account is a wind-up account; an Everton fan that masquerades as a journalist. Been doing it for ages now.

Leicester away. Lost 3-0 and ended up with 9 men. Awful, awful days.

Steven Taylor v Liverpool when we lost 0-6. Was Forest at SJP.

Can't speak for Weezertron but for me relative to the teams we're trying to compete with now, I'd say an upgrade is due. Especially given Murphy was the last recognised RW we signed. 7 years ago. And I like Murphy as an option/backup. Still think he's our best crosser of the ball, which probably speaks volumes as to why we're due a RW tbh.

Would really like him here but not sure he's a £60m+ player. Hopefully won't leave a debilitating hole in the budget if we do pay that much.

Be chuffed with this. Hope there's enough for a top quality RW on top.

Nowt for me again.

Sack whoever thought of that lifting nonsense (if true). What an awful deal.

There's 2 queues now it seems, one to just get on to the site and another when you click 'home tickets'. I was able to get onto the site before 10am but clicking on 'Home Tickets' put me onto the auld countdown queue screen.

Guler. As if. Would be unreal.

It helps PSR though, lads.

I hope the head on your next Guinness looks like pancake batter and the pint itself tastes like auld coins.

The wummery is genuinely impressive at this stage but I just can't let this slide. He was arguably the best player on the park when yous got pilloried at SJP in April 2023. One of the best striker performances I've ever seen for Newcastle was Wilson against Arsenal in May 2022 who didn't score or assist either in that match as well.

It helps PSR remember!!!1!11!

Same tbh, not too many managers out there atm. I'd have said Nagelsmann if he hadn't signed that contract extension at Germany.

"Darren, smell yer ma."

Nico Williams (1% chance, 99% faith) No idea for RW now. Saw we got linked to Jonathan David in that Athletic article but isn't he more of a striker? Him I guess, if he can play out wide. Tomori or Silva. But would be happy with Thiaw. Mamardashvili.

Yeah but incredibly briefly. Nagelsmann signed a new contract with Germany until the end of the 2026 World Cup so can't see him leaving.

Meh. Spain have been the best side all tournament by far. Deserved winners.