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Didn't say "over the line". I'm in.

Why would they do anything that might lead to a jump in popularity for a Labour MP?

It also gives you the platform to expose them.

It was definitely the most complete. Keegan was great but short-lived, Same with Hughton. Pardew had his moments but was long-life UHT. With Rafa it finally looked as though everything could be in place.

Don't worry. The tories are bringing back slavery and the death sentence.

Strengthening one rival against 18 others, and not allowed to play against ourselves, meaning we get to test their backup.

If he was a poor keeper we'd be conceding 100 goals per season.

Yes but does my bum look fat in it?

From the horse's mouth.

Anybody remember Harry Palmer?

Such an awful, racist nation. I hope we all burn in hell.

So yes then.

If football jumped off the Tyne Bridge...

The thing is though, they're not carrying it. They're confronting it head on, and I'm loving it. It's the only way. The racists are losing.

Burnham. I mean Bo, of course.

Something struck me, when hearing that Marcus Rashford wrote a book to encourage young kids to read. I've long been a believer that the ego isn't the evil that it is painted as and this proves it. You need some ego to think people will learn to read just so they can read your book, but it is wholly justified. People will and he knows that. He doesn't just believe it, because it is true. The ego can lead to self destruction if you believe your own press, but as a guide and inspiration to the best you can be, it's not a bad thing to have. It's nice to see, not just Rashford, but the entire squad, demonstrating the latter more than the other. It's so refreshing after the 'golden generation' who put me off international football, i thought, for life.

It reminds me of when I was a kid. Videos came out and some parents didn't have a problem with letting their 11 year olds watch a video nasty, and some wouldn't entertain the idea. The ones with strict parents couldn't get involved in talks about the film but they weren't ostracised entirely, just a little uncool. I can empathise with the parents on social media, although I'd rather I didn't have to.

I don't think they're supposed to, but I don't know many parents that stop them.

All i can do is pray that the PL corruption is never disclosed so that I'm not ashamed to sit at the top table alongside the other bent cunts.

Waste all their fight arguing on the internet with other fans. People in general.

Rondon?

Yeah, some of them put mayo on your shit sandwich.

I like it when people just talk sense.

Consumers are treated like shit across the board.

Raising Lazarus from the dead.