Happinesstan

I'd take a knee.

You say this, but how do we know you're not a raging racist homophobe that drowns puppies? Or rather, I'm certain there is a tongue in cheek element to everybody that uses it.

Shoulda just pumped it up at the next garage. No fucking initiative.

Aye. The atmosphere in Newcastle, during Keegan's first stint was magical.

I never thought any different. The laughing smiley helped.

Good for them. I'm glad somebody is getting enjoyment at this time.

I haven't seen anything tbh. Ignorance [of the media coverage of national sporting events] is bliss.

As I remember the song was originally to celebrate a major international football tournament being played in the home of football for the first time since '66. Sure there was a huge reference to our chances of winning, but why wouldn't there be?

We're going to need the 3 steves to collect all the footballs after our players take part in that training routine.

He looks a lot like Tom Hardy.

Harry Palmer has let himself go.

I'd class myself as reassured that we are capable of winning, nothing more. It's a major international semi and there are no guarantees even for modern day Greece. I do agree that we are pretty tame without Kane, but we are only without him if his head isn't right, rarely because the opposition can stop him. His head seems to be in the right place, just at the right time. I wish you luck, and hope for a good game.

Day four hundred and seventy seven. Amanda is still angry with Gary for cheating in the task, and has come to the diary room to vent.

The selling party, I would imagine. PL have no links to the buying party.

Or Joelinton. I know, I know.

That could bankrupt the club man,

So Mike could be an investor.

5 goals in international tournaments??

If Ashley has that kind of information, he's wringing it dry.

Until we win and forget all about it. PL corruption? Don't know nowt about it.

I'm approaching this just like Rafa. One game at a time. But I would love to win it just to consign the "golden generation" to the shit pile where they belong.

I mentioned this earlier. My disdain for all things football has left me with very little knowledge of any of them, and it's been really enjoyable to watch them. Then I caught a bit of Rio Ferdinand last night. That bloke could make a 6 year old angry at ice cream.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was a glut of betting on it, tbh. Dodgy.

Neither does bemoaning the ineffectiveness of it. Slagging off the typical NUFC fan probably does more damage than both things put together.

It's funny how seeing footballers with their kids changes your opinion of them. I once saw Frank Lampard taking his child to the toilets and all of a sudden my hatred for him disappeared.