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He looked like he was enjoying it last night. I get the feeling he has embraced Bruce's lack of instructions and is just doing what he likes. Not as if Bruce can sell him.

For some reason I thought Mike Hooper was North American.

How can you discuss an international XI and overlook Brazil? Mirandinha was great. Got to be worth a place on the bench.

Yeah. If anything it's just an example of the shite he'll speak to maintain his own reputation. The biggest affiliation he has probably ever had was with R Whites lemonade.

Bruce's transfer wish list in action.

He was before my time as a supporter - he retired before i was even born. But he was supposedly an outstanding player. And yes, I wouldve loved to have seen more of him on old vids. He was great on Bullseye.

How? Think that’s a great idea tbh. Should have been the law from the start. Got me thinking. If they want to be this pernickety, then do it wholesale. If his left shoulder is offside, but the player scores with his right shin, which wasn't offside, it's a goal.

He’s a retard. It could only be football that could make people as thick as this as rich as they are. Imagine if this fucker was not in this business. He’d be security at Poundland. Once upon a time it would be something to commend football for. Those without the aptitude for academic success could still make something of themselves. Cement a solid livelihood and the best could even get quite rich. Nowadays the thick cunts are rich before they've been picked for the first team, and people are hanging off them for inspiration.

Aye. It's not like he offers anything original to work with.

He won't allow the truth to destroy the reputation he has built up.

If you've an inquisitive bone in your body you fail the Journalist exam.

Yep - “you hired and stuck by the worst manager in Premier League history, case dismissed”! It would be quite glorious if that were to be the reality.

Bruce rubbing his hands together at the prospect of a £40 million striker. Probably thought all his ducks were lined up to be honest.

It's my understanding that this could be the case.

I'm pretty sure that's just to keep the club in the media, to minimise any loss of exposure for Shite Direct. As long as we are fighting for promotion he'll get the occasional global coverage.

And if he doesn't stick with Bruce? I'm done as long as the OG fat cunt remains.

So, if they buy Inter, the case will be dropped. The only two words of that which are worthy of consideration is "my understanding"

Armstrong who was being touted for 30M+ just a few weeks ago? Even with the alleged sell-on clause, 8M would just get laughed at. Longstaff was touted at £50million. You'd be lucky to get a bazooka Joe for him, now.

Would be better for all if everybody pretended the same.

Thought they were only after a minority share. Wouldn’t be surprised though as Inter are a massive club and guaranteed champions league football. If you read the Chron's story on BNG just before you read this article you'll quicky figure out who The Sun's source is. If you're reading the Chronicle before reading the Sun, You get what you fucking deserve.

He's had an extra years worth of TV money. Aye and of course the club has run on fairy dust in that time so that money is all his. It's always his wallet that opens when we're spending it.

Fuck it. I'll enjoy watching his breakdown.

Sheer brilliance. Laughed louder with each frame.

He's had an extra years worth of TV money.

Anybody that pays £350 million for us in the championship is thicker [or more corrupt] than Ashley ever was.